View Poll Results: Would you choose to live with no penis

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  • just shoot me

    15 30.00%
  • life goes on

    28 56.00%
  • undecided

    6 12.00%
  • I wish I had no penis

    1 2.00%
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinKohler View Post
    Eh.


    If it was die or say my fond farewells to Sgt Pepper...farewell Sgt Pepper.

    My penis just isn't THAT important to me.

    Now. REAL question.

    Would you JUST cut off your penis, or take out the balls, too? I'd have to do the entire package. Balls without a penis is just sad...
    Yes, kinda like ice cream without cake.
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Amanda1858 View Post
    Yes, kinda like ice cream without cake.
    Actually, it's more like frosting, but with nothing to put it on the cake.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Henrin View Post
    Actually, it's more like frosting, but with nothing to put it on the cake.
    Yes, you're right!
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Penis cancer awareness shirts?
    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    Reports indicate that everyone knew he was hauling a bunch of guns up there. But, since you brought it up, there's something which should be illegal: guns that breakdown.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinKohler View Post
    Penis cancer awareness shirts?
    Yeah right. Only titties get a telethon.

    If you're a dude with cancer on your junk, you're just screwed.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Amanda1858 View Post
    I'm sorry. I made the above comment before I read this. Please forgive me, Sawyerloggingon.
    You are off my enemies list.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Gipper View Post
    Yeah right. Only titties get a telethon.

    If you're a dude with cancer on your junk, you're just screwed.
    That's because titties > penis(10)2.

    Tits are awesome. I care about every chicks tits. Every single pair. I could give two ****s about any penis but mine.
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    Reports indicate that everyone knew he was hauling a bunch of guns up there. But, since you brought it up, there's something which should be illegal: guns that breakdown.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Bummer, but life goes on.


    I am more than just a dick.



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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    At 70, it would just be one less thing to wash and maintain. I sit to pee anyway so my biggest loss will be the freedom of the urinal in public facilities (where I pee standing).

    Until I was around 67, I would have been upset by the development. Now, go ahead, take it and use it as you see fit. Give it wings and use it as a drone. Take it on a world tour as a flag-pole. Just send me a photo of Big Guy on Twitter from time to time.


    OMG, I am dying here!!

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