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Re: Are you going to warch the State of the Union?
probably a minute of it. i generally zone out when it all just turns into a string of platitudes. this usually happens in the first minute of the speech.
here's a cliff notes summary of Obama's speech :
"America is cool, here's some stuff that has no chance of going anywhere, because half the country recoils in hyperpartisan rage at the mere mention of my name. the other half is pretty bored with me and are busy hating the other half with about 85 percent of the fury that the right directs at me. we're at a standstill and only meaningless compromises are going to happen, but we will laud these floating turds as great progress. by we, i mean congress and myself. the whole country will hate all of it for one reason or another. see you next year.
to sum, why in the **** did i take this ****ing job? please, somebody yell liar or something so that the talking heads will have something to spend five news cycles on. i just can't be bothered to give a **** anymore. when i finally get to stop being president, i plan to let the air out of Ted Cruz's tires and then go back to Hawaii. once there, i will smoke enough weed to never have to think about this **** ever again. good night, and good luck."
there, i saved us all the trouble of watching this ****. i'm going to watch Dexter instead, i think. or maybe just fight with wrong people on the internet.
Are you going to watch the state of the union?
probably a minute of it. i generally zone out when it all just turns into a string of platitudes. this usually happens in the first minute of the speech.
here's a cliff notes summary of Obama's speech :
"America is cool, here's some stuff that has no chance of going anywhere, because half the country recoils in hyperpartisan rage at the mere mention of my name. the other half is pretty bored with me and are busy hating the other half with about 85 percent of the fury that the right directs at me. we're at a standstill and only meaningless compromises are going to happen, but we will laud these floating turds as great progress. by we, i mean congress and myself. the whole country will hate all of it for one reason or another. see you next year.
to sum, why in the **** did i take this ****ing job? please, somebody yell liar or something so that the talking heads will have something to spend five news cycles on. i just can't be bothered to give a **** anymore. when i finally get to stop being president, i plan to let the air out of Ted Cruz's tires and then go back to Hawaii. once there, i will smoke enough weed to never have to think about this **** ever again. good night, and good luck."
there, i saved us all the trouble of watching this ****. i'm going to watch Dexter instead, i think. or maybe just fight with wrong people on the internet.