Re Hughesnet - agree, everyone who has them hates them.
We're thinking of adding DISH Network to our DSL because it has faster speeds. DSL has unlimited upload/download, so have to keep it, but for some of my work activity, might be nice to have the faster DISH speeds.
The OP seems just a bit offensive to country girls IMO. SHEEESH!
I have lived in urban, suburban, and rural environments, all long enough to know the lay of the land.
My experience is that the proportion of drunken women is about the same everywhere and in nowhere is it the majority.