View Poll Results: Do you lie?

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  • I never lie

    11 13.75%
  • I lie very rarely

    35 43.75%
  • I lie sometimes

    28 35.00%
  • I lie frequently

    2 2.50%
  • I lie constantly

    4 5.00%
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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by MaggieD View Post

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    Re: Do you lie?

    I lie rarely. Lying takes A LOT of energy. You have to remember the lie, make sure you don't let the truth slip out, answer follow ups, etc.. No thank you. I'd rather tell the truth and deal with the consequences.

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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by americanwoman View Post
    The one thing I do lie about frequently is when you run into people like at work or on the street and are like "Hi, how are you?" ( I hate when people ask that) It's so much easier to just say "good" than really tell the truth that you are having a bad day, woke up late, saw the dog puked all over the living room, babygirl had major attitude about putting on a freaking jacket, had to rush to get to work in the rain, spilled coffee all over my pants, and just generally in a bad mood so leave me the hell alone because you really don't care how I am.
    That's my FAVORITE time to tell the truth. I just love the reaction I get when I do.

    "How are you today."
    "****ty. My hemorrhoids are acting up. My pee hurts. I have an itch I cant scratch and wont go away. Not to mention I am feeling homicidal, daddy needs a new pair of boots. You look like you will make a nice pair. "

    You should see the reactions to that riff. And the funny part is its not far from the truth. It makes me feel much better when I do tell the truth.
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    Re: Do you lie?

    I don't lie about anything that matters, but I do like to bull**** just to keep life interesting at times.
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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    I lie all the time. My name is not Humbolt.
    That's the trouble with stage names for famous people like you. It gets all blurry and confusing sometimes, but at least you know what you're not! That's a good start...

    Good afternoon, whoever you are today!

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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by americanwoman View Post
    Are you even a conservative?
    ...a conservative marxist...hasn't affected my appetite though...

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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    That's the trouble with stage names for famous people like you. It gets all blurry and confusing sometimes, but at least you know what you're not! That's a good start...

    Good afternoon, whoever you are today!
    Good afternoon. I'm feeling Randy today. Neighbor down the road wants some advice on a set of stairs today. That usually translates into HELP! Yet another liar. They're everywhere.

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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    my brother used to do it to me when l drank much
    Really?
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    Re: Do you lie?

    Quote Originally Posted by americanwoman View Post
    The one thing I do lie about frequently is when you run into people like at work or on the street and are like "Hi, how are you?" ( I hate when people ask that) It's so much easier to just say "good" than really tell the truth that you are having a bad day, woke up late, saw the dog puked all over the living room, babygirl had major attitude about putting on a freaking jacket, had to rush to get to work in the rain, spilled coffee all over my pants, and just generally in a bad mood so leave me the hell alone because you really don't care how I am.
    That's the kind of lies I tell most often too. When the lie harms no one and is a lot easier than explaining the truth.
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    Re: Do you lie?

    If someone I can't stand invites me to dinner I will lie and tell them I am busy rather than hurt their feelings by telling them they are an insufferable bore and I would rather scoop out my eyeballs with a rusty melon baller than sit through another dinner listening to them regale me with tales of how their 3 y/o went potty all by himself.
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