I never lie
I lie very rarely
I lie sometimes
I lie frequently
I lie constantly
I lie rarely. Lying takes A LOT of energy. You have to remember the lie, make sure you don't let the truth slip out, answer follow ups, etc.. No thank you. I'd rather tell the truth and deal with the consequences.
"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." - W. C. Fields
"How are you today."
"****ty. My hemorrhoids are acting up. My pee hurts. I have an itch I cant scratch and wont go away. Not to mention I am feeling homicidal, daddy needs a new pair of boots. You look like you will make a nice pair. "
You should see the reactions to that riff. And the funny part is its not far from the truth. It makes me feel much better when I do tell the truth.
Semper Fidelis, Semper Liber.
Stolen fair and square from the Capt. Courtesey himself.I spit at lots of people through my computer screen. Not only does it "teach them a lesson" but it keeps the screen clean and shiny.
I don't lie about anything that matters, but I do like to bull**** just to keep life interesting at times.
"God is the name by which I designate all things which cross my path violently and recklessly, all things which alter my plans and intentions, and change the course of my life, for better or for worse."
-C G Jung
If someone I can't stand invites me to dinner I will lie and tell them I am busy rather than hurt their feelings by telling them they are an insufferable bore and I would rather scoop out my eyeballs with a rusty melon baller than sit through another dinner listening to them regale me with tales of how their 3 y/o went potty all by himself.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.