Yes, I'm Conservative and I Prefer Blondes!
Yes, I'm a Liberal and I Prefer Brunettes!
No, I'm Conservative and I Do Not Prefer Blondes!
No, I'm a Liberal and I Do Not Prefer Brunettes!
I'm Other, and I Prefer Blondes
I'm Other, and I Prefer Brunettes
I'm Other, and I Do Not Prefer Either!
I must be a liberal then, because I'm down with the brunettes.
I'm a libertarian and I'd have to be hammered on Jack to screw a redhead. Redheads are proof that God has a sense of humor...or is unnecessarily cruel, take your pick.
Liberals will stick it in anything that is still moving
CONservatives have higher standards
Gentleman prefer blondes so it stands to reason conservatives do.