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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Did someone specify that we are only to discuss the Judeo-Christian concept of God in this thread, and I missed it? God is many different things, to many different people.
    No. I just wanted to make sure he wasn't talking about Jehovah.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Whatever it is...it needs to go back to "Creation University". I think it missed a few classes on human sexuality.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by Henrin View Post
    If god created man in his imagine and god is male then why is female the default sex of the species? Isn't that strange? Why would man come first and act like it came second?
    The man always cums first. Whoops! I misspelled that. The man always comes first.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by Risky Thicket View Post
    Nancy Pelosi?
    Is that a gender?

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    I was about to go with female but all of a sudden the spirit filled me, I saw a bright White light, and I KNEW that the only correct answer was combination.
    Sure. It's easy to get all the correct answers after seeing a bright light. Not fair! It's just not fair.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    My old lady was referred to as, "Cold as Ice" and "Evil Woman"
    Wow, I think I'd much rather be the Boss. The Boss has a vested interest in the working relationship.
    "God is the name by which I designate all things which cross my path violently and recklessly, all things which alter my plans and intentions, and change the course of my life, for better or for worse."
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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    I doubt it has one or the other, but is likely all concepts rolled into one.



    This actually makes a lot of sense to me.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by vasuderatorrent View Post
    This is completely contrary to Judeo-Christian theology. I hope you are not misrepresenting Jehovah. Any student of the English language knows that the pronoun He, His and Him are masculine in nature.
    Convenient, isn't it? Doesn't make it true or real. If anything, it seems disrespectful to presume the creator of the universe looks just like me.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Wow, I think I'd much rather be the Boss. The Boss has a vested interest in the working relationship.
    I would have preferred to call her my "Pretty Woman" with a "Whole Lotta Love" but instead she was a "Strange Kinda Woman" suffering from "Mean Woman Blues"...
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    Usually a gag for wise mouthed insulting little girls. Then some good nylon rope so I can tie them up, toss them in the trunk of my car and forget about them.

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    Re: Is God male or female?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Well?
    Well, the question makes no more sense than "Is time-space male or female?" or "Is infinity male or female?"

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