Assuming that is the only thing you'd be good with, I'm fine with it. Of course, for something like that I wouldn't even expect Washington to even be involved. They could just make it to where your local emergency centers can send it.
I just don't want some text saying "BENGHAZI!" like it's going to affect my day.
I love the NSA. It's like having a secret fan-base you will never see, but they're there, watching everything you write and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I may be some person's only form of unconstitutional entertainment one night.
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength - Henry Ward Beecher
Baby sister, I was born game and I intend to go out that way - Rooster Cogburn