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    Do dimples cause suffering?

    I was told this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ontologuy View Post
    No matter how large or small the problem, a birth defect is always problematic for the person who suffers from it.
    How do dimples cause suffering?
    "If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu

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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    I have no idea what convesation you two are having, but I wouldn't call dimples a birth defect.

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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Oh crap. You mean my freckles are birth defect?


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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by Josie View Post
    Oh crap. You mean my freckles are birth defect?
    If you mean "defect" as "adorable" sure.
    "If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu

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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Dimples aren't what I would consider a birth defect. "Portwine stain" birthmarks, cleft palates, and actual defects do, indeed, cause suffering.
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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Dimples aren't what I would consider a birth defect. "Portwine stain" birthmarks, cleft palates, and actual defects do, indeed, cause suffering.
    But biologically it is. Dimples arise from the improper attachment of skin to facial muscle.
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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    I was told this:

    How do dimples cause suffering?
    Absolutely. Think of all the cheek-pinching they get!

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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors View Post
    Absolutely. Think of all the cheek-pinching they get!
    True, but this tends to be predominately when you're little and it's far more of a function of your aunts' predisposition to pinching. So little kids without dimples but pinch happy aunts suffer the same fate.
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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    True, but this tends to be predominately when you're little and it's far more of a function of your aunts' predisposition to pinching. So little kids without dimples but pinch happy aunts suffer the same fate.
    Won't somebody think of the children?

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    Re: Do dimples cause suffering?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    I was told this:



    How do dimples cause suffering?
    When they're in your thighs.

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