And I NEVER suggested that a man have to be called a bride. I also suggested that they be able to choose any combination of bride/groom.
You contradict yourself by saying that the terminology should be unimportant to one group of people, yet very important to another and at the same time you call it an irrelevant and stupid issue in so many words. One group of people is NOT more important than another. If they want to be "married" then they can, but accept it for what it does and does not include. Don't try to tailor it to fit the needs of ONE group while ignoring the other.