If the USA is the last bastion of Christianity, then boy, you are definitely doomed.
I just wanted to mention that here at my nursery we call them Abies Nordmaniana, Picea Pungens, Abies bornmuelleriana, Pseudotsuga menzesii and other similarly melifluous names.
"you're better off on Stormfront discussing how evil brown men are taking innocent white flowers." Infinite Chaos
Environut Hysterics: Shows your insane regard for plant life over human life.
Gift Giving: Making this entirely about exchanging things, and ignoring the sharing of one's self.
Mistletoe: Rubbishing the very thing you profess to love: Plant life. Talk about hypocrisy....
The rest of that list represents your shared cynicism with obvious Child, therefore, I have no further interest in debating his clone, either.