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    Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    If you had to chose between 2 women to save your life, which one would you choose, the young but overweight one, or the old but shapely one?

    A very kind old-ish friend of mine asked me the other day this question. How do I save my husband's interest in me now that these 2 young girls are about to fool around with him? Then when I noticed that the young ones were overweight, I told her that she has an advantage, because she can easily out-shape them. She is indeed very beautifully curvy with a perfect waste-line and all her parts are feminine, unlike those young girls. Even her hair is longer and well taken care of.

    Was I right in my advice and prediction?

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    How young/old are we talking, and how shapely/fat are we talking? I'd rather **** a slightly overweight 20-year-old than a thin 40-year-old. On the other hand, if the younger girl looks like a morbidly obese Quasimodo, then I'll probably go with Mrs. Robinson instead.
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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Quote Originally Posted by ab9924 View Post
    If you had to chose between 2 women to save your life, which one would you choose, the young but overweight one, or the old but shapely one?

    A very kind old-ish friend of mine asked me the other day this question. How do I save my husband's interest in me now that these 2 young girls are about to fool around with him? Then when I noticed that the young ones were overweight, I told her that she has an advantage, because she can easily out-shape them. She is indeed very beautifully curvy with a perfect waste-line and all her parts are feminine, unlike those young girls. Even her hair is longer and well taken care of.

    Was I right in my advice and prediction?
    Tell her that the fault is not in her shape.

    Rather, the fault is that her husband no longer appreciates her shape.

    And if her husband no longer appreciates her shape, then perhaps it is time for her to find a man who does.
    Also, we need to legalize recreational drugs and prostitution.

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    What a weird question. Why would anyone ask such a thing? Like the Doors song says, People are Strange.

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Young < Old

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Quote Originally Posted by ab9924 View Post
    If you had to chose between 2 women to save your life, which one would you choose, the young but overweight one, or the old but shapely one?

    A very kind old-ish friend of mine asked me the other day this question. How do I save my husband's interest in me now that these 2 young girls are about to fool around with him? Then when I noticed that the young ones were overweight, I told her that she has an advantage, because she can easily out-shape them. She is indeed very beautifully curvy with a perfect waste-line and all her parts are feminine, unlike those young girls. Even her hair is longer and well taken care of.

    Was I right in my advice and prediction?
    It's all about looks, is it?
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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Impossible to answer without seeing them. Neither 'older' nor 'overweight' are necessarily a negative at all in and of themselves. If we're talking about hotness, I'd just have to look at them and see which one I thought was hotter.

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    It's all about looks, is it?
    Seems to be all about some kind of obsession with women and sex to me. LOL! I already told him he needs to get laid or something. He said he is practicing abstinence right now, but he does have hands I assume.

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    Sex With the Bible was a good one though kid!

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    Re: Full figured or old but shapely is better?

    if she is asking such foolish questions tell her that her marriage is already over.

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