Old but shapely would be my pick.
Young but overweight would be my pick.
Thank you, Quazi!
Depends on the specific way in which choosing one of the two is going to save my life.
If it's "choose which one of these women dies or we kill you", I might go with 'ok kill me'.
If it's "choose which woman you like best or we kill you", It'd be one hell of a choice unless I could talk to em first. I mean most females I can get along fine with, but a few just grate on my nerves for one reason or another.
And there are so many other possible reasons that I'm choosing here. I mean suppose it's "you must choose which woman you'll be repopulating the planet with, as only two of you will survive the coming nuclear war", then I would probably go with the younger, larger one - I mean she's younger so she'll probably live longer...unless she's very obese, in which case medical issues might exist which would mean...not so much life span...
Ah, **** it, I really have no idea how I'd answer this incredibly vague question.
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller
Did it ever occur to you OP, that your friend is trying to start an affair with you?
D0GBREATH, DOES THIS INAUGURAL GOWN MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?The jokes write themselves!
I have always found mature women, to be attractive.
I was discovering that life just simply isn't fair and bask in the unsung glory of knowing that each obstacle overcome along the way only adds to the satisfaction in the end. Nothing great, after all, was ever accomplished by anyone sulking in his or her misery.
Maybe your friend is stupid, boring or a dead fish. I suspect that she asked you the wrong question.
I apologize ladies, and I promise this is my last thread of this kind.
By the way she is like 40 years older than I, so even though I think she is more beautiful than the two that she talks about, she is not my friend because of her looks.
A screaming comes across the sky.
It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.Pynchon - Gravity's Rainbow
Thanks guys, all your answers are so interesting, now I have a much better insight.