If Intimidation Was a Crime...

Surtr · Jul 25, 2012

Daktoria said:
Goshin's just a big friendly giant.

Maybe if he opened his mouth more open and said, "Hello" with a smile, people wouldn't be intimidated as much.

Nah, it's just an involuntary reaction to a perceived threat. I don't know about him, but I honestly don't even remember how to smile.

Slartibartfast · Jul 25, 2012

Lokiate said:
Nah, it's just an involuntary reaction to a perceived threat. I don't know about him, but I honestly don't even remember how to smile.

keep trying until you no longer look creepy.

Surtr · Jul 25, 2012

megaprogman said:
keep trying until you no longer look creepy.

I don't even think that's possible. I have that kind of face where I just look pissed off all the time.

Goshin · Jul 25, 2012

Daktoria said:
Goshin's just a big friendly giant.

Maybe if he opened his mouth more open and said, "Hello" with a smile, people wouldn't be intimidated as much.

I've said before, I'm built more like a giant Tolkein dwarf. :lamo 5'11 and wide as most doorways. :doh

"It's a giant dwarf! Arrgh!" :lamo

Daktoria · Jul 25, 2012

Lokiate said:
Nah, it's just an involuntary reaction to a perceived threat. I don't know about him, but I honestly don't even remember how to smile.

That's because you're not trying to get married.

Surtr · Jul 25, 2012

Daktoria said:
That's because you're not trying to get married.

Touche salesman...

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