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    joke Should schools start doing "zombie drills" if these 'salt baths' keeps happening?

    I know this is the second academic poll I made and am very sorry if the zombie event thing is outdated. Well, I just got to ask this very curious question.

    If these salt baths incidents keeps happening, should schools develop a zombie drill?

    If so, what are your ideas?

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    Re: Should schools start doing "zombie drills" if these 'salt baths' keeps happening?

    A lot of schools already do drills designed to prepare for an intruder in the school, generally because of the risk of a school shooting. I don't see why they would need a separate drill to deal with an intruder who was on bath salts. Calling it a zombie drill is just kind of silly.
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    Re: Should schools start doing "zombie drills" if these 'salt baths' keeps happening?

    Quote Originally Posted by molten_dragon View Post
    A lot of schools already do drills designed to prepare for an intruder in the school, generally because of the risk of a school shooting. I don't see why they would need a separate drill to deal with an intruder who was on bath salts. Calling it a zombie drill is just kind of silly.
    Yep, I graduated high school in 2008 and we did a couple of drills and had two lockdown incidents that luckily amounted to nothing.

    What we did for those incidents is sufficient against a bath salt zombie

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    Re: Should schools start doing "zombie drills" if these 'salt baths' keeps happening?

    They should have been doing zombie drills and having zombie education a long time ago! You can't overlook this, an unprepared citizen will become the next zombie looking to munch on your brains. We cannot take the threat of the undead too lightly.
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    Re: Should schools start doing "zombie drills" if these 'salt baths' keeps happening?

    Quote Originally Posted by marcus903 View Post
    I know this is the second academic poll I made and am very sorry if the zombie event thing is outdated. Well, I just got to ask this very curious question.

    If these salt baths incidents keeps happening, should schools develop a zombie drill?

    If so, what are your ideas?
    No, we should legalize marijuana so people wouldn't have to resort to bath salts to get high and thus risk a zombie apocalypse.

    Legalize drugs or risk the destruction of all life on Earth.
    Also, we need to legalize recreational drugs and prostitution.

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