"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." - W. C. Fields
Tears at your heart? Why? They did it to themselves.
Taxes on salt and sugar my ass.
The better option might be:
I think politician should be taxed a "flat rate of 50% and no deductions while serving in pulbic office. Must have salary caps. Must be against law to be a lobbyist or consultant to any elected official or any government department after leaving any public office. Then maybe they'll think really hard about running a second term.
Gov needs to mind its own fracking business. What I eat is my concern. I am not a child.
Fiddling While Rome Burns
Carthago Delenda Est
"I used to roll the dice; see the fear in my enemies' eyes... listen as the crowd would sing, 'now the old king is dead, Long Live the King.'.."