View Poll Results: Is the nobel peace prize a joke?

54. You may not vote on this poll
  • Yes

    44 81.48%
  • no

    10 18.52%
Page 9 of 9 FirstFirst ... 789
Results 81 to 83 of 83

Thread: Is the nobel peace prize a joke?

  1. #81
    Death2Globalists Matt Foley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Last Seen
    11-23-12 @ 11:17 PM

    Re: Is the nobel peace prize a joke?

    Improbable Research

    The Ig Noble Peace prize

    A parody of the noble peace prize that's actually quite an organization in itself. Check out the prize winners, it's funny as hell, here's some examples:

    MEDICINE: Steven Stack of Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan, USA and James Gundlach of Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama, USA, for their published report "The Effect of Country Music on Suicide."

    PUBLIC HEALTH: Jillian Clarke of the Chicago High School for Agricultural Sciences, and then Howard University, for investigating the scientific validity of the Five-Second Rule about whether it's safe to eat food that's been dropped on the floor.

    PSYCHOLOGY: Daniel Simons of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and Christopher Chabris of Harvard University, for demonstrating that when people pay close attention to something, it's all too easy to overlook anything else -- even a woman in a gorilla suit.

    PEACE: Daisuke Inoue of Hyogo, Japan, for inventing karaoke, thereby providing an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other.

    PHYSICS: Jack Harvey, John Culvenor, Warren Payne, Steve Cowley, Michael Lawrance, David Stuart, and Robyn Williams of Australia, for their irresistible report "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces."

    INTERDISCIPLINARY RESEARCH: Karl Kruszelnicki of The University of Sydney, for performing a comprehensive survey of human belly button lint -- who gets it, when, what color, and how much.

    MEDICINE: Chris McManus of University College London, for his excruciatingly balanced report, "Scrotal Asymmetry in Man and in Ancient Sculpture." [PUBLISHED IN: Nature, vol. 259, February 5, 1976, p. 426.]

    PHYSICS: David Schmidt of the University of Massachusetts for his partial solution to the question of why shower curtains billow inwards.

    PHYSICS PRIZE: Lianne Parkin, Sheila Williams, and Patricia Priest of the University of Otago, New Zealand, for demonstrating that, on icy footpaths in wintertime, people slip and fall less often if they wear socks on the outside of their shoes.

    MANAGEMENT PRIZE: Alessandro Pluchino, Andrea Rapisarda, and Cesare Garofalo of the University of Catania, Italy, for demonstrating mathematically that organizations would become more efficient if they promoted people at random.

  2. #82
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Last Seen
    02-13-13 @ 11:05 AM
    Blog Entries

    Re: Is the nobel peace prize a joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by whysoserious View Post
    People who don't win awards tend to get mad at others who do. Hence this thread exists.
    Is that really all it is to you?

  3. #83
    whysoserious's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Charlotte, NC
    Last Seen
    09-25-16 @ 07:22 PM

    Re: Is the nobel peace prize a joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wake View Post
    Is that really all it is to you?
    All what to me? People will bitch about anything. No one cares if you don't agree who won American Idol, Defensive Player of the Year, or the Nobel Prize.
    Ted Cruz is the dumbest person alive.

Page 9 of 9 FirstFirst ... 789

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts