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Thread: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

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    Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    If Jesus Christ were alive today, would he be a liberal, conservative, or something else? Why?

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    Jews are a pretty liberal bunch.

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    I think Jesus would be too much concerned with the Kingdom of Heaven to worry overmuch about the Kingdom of Man.

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Grimm View Post
    If Jesus Christ were alive today, would he be a liberal, conservative, or something else? Why?
    Hmmmm...something else? What else do you call the son of god? Or if one believes in the trinity...then Jesus is god...so I don't think framing him as a conservative or liberal quite fits within a label of any little ole political philosophy.

    Oh, how about CREATOR of the UNIVERSE? Can something political be drawn from that job description?

    JMO...

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    I suppose he would be a Hassidic Jew living in Brooklyn.

    He would not doubt view Christians as less than human. He would be afraid of cars. He would think that airplanes were winged messengers of G-d.

    Once his Socialism was outed, he would be under constant attack by Savage, Hannity, Limbaugh et all.

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Grimm View Post
    If Jesus Christ were alive today, would he be a liberal, conservative, or something else? Why?
    *patiently waits for a leftist to call the right-wing anti-Christian*
    Last edited by Black_Zawisza; 02-28-12 at 08:50 PM.

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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    I do not think either is terrible relevant to what Jesus was.
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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    Render unto Ceasar, camel-needle-rich man, blessed are the meek, etc.

    Whether or not he would be, conservative hacks would label him as such.
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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    None of the above.
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    Re: Would Jesus be a Liberal?

    I suspect he'd be a libertarian.
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