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  • Zombie Teddy Roosevelt

    9 30.00%
  • Zombie Andrew Jackson

    11 36.67%
  • Zombie John F Kennedy

    2 6.67%
  • Zombie John Adams

    0 0%
  • Zombie George Washington

    2 6.67%
  • Zombie Abraham Lincoln

    6 20.00%
  • Zombie Ronald Reagan

    0 0%
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemSocialist View Post
    Ab Lincoln that progressive would kick major ass...
    Up until Zombie John Wilkes Booth comes on the scene.
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    Up until Zombie John Wilkes Booth comes on the scene.
    Hopefully he will have some silver bullets the second time around.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    Taft. Good lord that thing was huge.

    The zombie president, or who would you voter for among these losers, or the what if we banned this part of the constitution threads are all equally silly.
    true, but ABE would be the most bad-ass, strictly for his looks.

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    These are the same liberals who forgot how Iraq attacked us on 9/11.


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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Feel free to add him to the poll, along with Millard Filmore, because nobody knows who he is

    I remember Taft. Had brandy and cigars with him one afternoon not long before he became president.


    I should probably mention that I'm a zombie myself...

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Jefferson

    Monticello is the autobiographical masterpiece of Thomas Jefferson—designed and redesigned and built and rebuilt for more than forty years—and its gardens were a botanic showpiece, a source of food, and an experimental laboratory of ornamental and useful plants from around the world.
    House & Gardens Thomas Jefferson

    He used French biointensive techniques.


    performed calavary charges
    I heard Teddy's cavalry charges weren't so badass.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    I remember Taft. Had brandy and cigars with him one afternoon not long before he became president.


    I should probably mention that I'm a zombie myself...
    A middle earth dwarf zombie!! That's awesome.
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by tessaesque View Post
    A middle earth dwarf zombie!! That's awesome.

    Giant dwarf zombie.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?
    without a doubt Jerry Ford-he was the strongest guy in white house history-voted the best athlete by Sports Illustrated, a star football player, an expert skiier and a great tennis player. with that speed, strength and agility (and substituting a saber for a tennis racquet) he would be one bad ass zombie

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    I'm going to be forced to go outside of the poll choices and choose Harry Truman Zombie. A sharp dressed zombie who's not afraid to use nukes and with enough testicular fortitude to fire Douglas MacArthur? Nuff said.
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    The choice is clearly between Zombie Teddy Roosevelt and Zombie Andrew Jackson. Both shrugged off bullet wounds and both served famously in the military, but Jackson's willingness to deploy genocide makes him the most fearsome Zombie President. TR can be his ZVP.
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