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  • Zombie Teddy Roosevelt

    9 30.00%
  • Zombie Andrew Jackson

    11 36.67%
  • Zombie John F Kennedy

    2 6.67%
  • Zombie John Adams

    0 0%
  • Zombie George Washington

    2 6.67%
  • Zombie Abraham Lincoln

    6 20.00%
  • Zombie Ronald Reagan

    0 0%
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Seriously, the answer is simple.

    Teddy Roosevelt was the epitome of bad ass in life. The guy ****ing hunted big game, performed calavary charges without the god damn horses, not to mention had a black belt in juijitsu and was a world class boxer. Which any fool stupid enough to attack him probably wouldn't find out because he carried heat even when just walking around the white house. **** this "lawyer into a politician" **** that modern wimps do. He was a god damn cattle rancher and cop who went on to become President. I mean hell, how can you not be a badass with a Bear and a Lion as your pets. His PETS are more badass then most presidents! People bitched about riding 25 miles in training so the 51 year old decides to ride 100 miles straight and tell them STFU. You shoot him? He flicks you off and goes on to give a campaign speech with the bullet wound still dripping blood.

    Teddy Roosevelt took ****s more bad ass than 90% of the Presidents we have had.

    Zombie Teddy Roosevelt is just taking a badass thing and then multiplying it by a factor of Badass. It just creates more badass.

    Zombie Teddy Roosevelt's VP would have to be Zombie Andrew Jackson, and if you had an issue with it he'd duel you, club your head in with his cane, and eat your brains.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    Taft. Good lord that thing was huge.
    He said BAD ass, not FAT ass

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    He said BAD ass, not FAT ass
    When it comes to asses, FAT is BAD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiddytree View Post
    Uh oh Megyn...your vagina witchcraft is about ready to be exposed.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    When it comes to asses, FAT is BAD.
    Queen disagrees:

    "Hmmm...Can't decide if I want to watch "Four Houses" or give myself an Icy Hot pee hole enema..." - Blake Shelton


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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by tessaesque View Post
    Queen disagrees:

    I am not sure if I would trust a gay guy on the ideals of feminine beauty...
    We became a great nation not because we are a nation of cynics. We became a great nation because we are a nation of believers - Lindsey Graham

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Who thinks John Adams was a badass? I mean he had a helluva mind, but badass? NOT!
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)
    "Fly-over" country voted, and The Donald is now POTUS.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Teddy Roosevelt + John Kennedy = Teddy Kennedy <------------- NOT BADASS!!!!
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)
    "Fly-over" country voted, and The Donald is now POTUS.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    And he had a penchant for genocide. We'd be ****ed if we were staring down Zombie Jackson.
    He'd first go after the Supreme Court members as they tried to stop his some of his genocide as a matter of the rule of law. He'd then go after lawyers.

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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by tessaesque View Post
    after consideration i picked zombie kennedy...but only because i think the illicit affair with zombie marilyn monroe would be absolutely superb to watch unfold.
    ewwwwwwwww!
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    Re: Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

    Ab Lincoln that progressive would kick major ass...


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