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Thread: If the election was today....

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    If the election was today....

    who would you vote for in this match up?

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    Re: If the election was today....

    I'd likely not vote.

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    Re: If the election was today....

    I rather be in a hospital bed awaiting surgery and then find out that the surgeon is a real life version of Dr. Nick.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    Santorum is a bigotted prick.

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    Re: If the election was today....

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    who would you vote for in this match up?

    Credit goes to Jasonxe.

    Poll is as usual PUBLIC.
    I'm not sure if this poll is serious, but Santorum would NEVER win a presidential election no matter how much Obama's approval ratings fell. The American people simply don't elect those with extreme political views. Senator Man-On-Dog would get maybe 30% of the nationwide vote, at best...and then his kids would cry during his concession speech.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    I think I'd do my damnedest to draw up massive support for a 3rd party candidate.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    If I was held at gunpoint, Santorum.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    Stay home.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    None of the above.
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    Re: If the election was today....

    Quote Originally Posted by Kandahar View Post
    I'm not sure if this poll is serious, but Santorum would NEVER win a presidential election no matter how much Obama's approval ratings fell. The American people simply don't elect those with extreme political views. Senator Man-On-Dog would get maybe 30% of the nationwide vote, at best...and then his kids would cry during his concession speech.
    Oh absolutely this is a joke. I basically made it to see if the people who have said they'd vote for anyone but Obama were actually willing to put up. Clearly that wasn't the case. I'd vote for Obama purely to prevent Santorum from winning.

    I suppose I should have included a third option "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes, listen to Justin Beiber for a day straight and then shoot myself rather than vote" but that wouldn't fit.
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