Well mitt can be conservative....and he can change his views to be liberal. He has both sides covered! :3
For: legalizing drugs, gay marriage, abortion, guns, universal health care, public sector jobs, nuclear power, free education, progressive taxation
Against: corporations, make-work, the 40 hour work week, intellectual property, imperialism, "homeland security," censorship
Actually, I'm coming to realize that most Republican candidates may not be conservative enough, but they're mostly too damn neoconservative.
"Never fear. Him is here" - Captain Chaos (Dom DeLuise), Cannonball Run
Mace Windu: Then our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.
There are two candidates who are conservative enough to me -- Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum. Rick Perry may sound conservative, but his crony-capitalism with Merke ticks me off.
I love the NSA. It's like having a secret fan-base you will never see, but they're there, watching everything you write and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I may be some person's only form of unconstitutional entertainment one night.