Gosh. I chose to pick up my first ciggie when I was 16 cuz I wanted to be like the other cool kids. Now I have been addicted for 43 years. It's a disease I tell ya. Picked it up in this amazonian forest called High School while wading in the masses of morons in the lake of Morons. Smoking Disease. Hard to kick, but can be done if I wanted to kick it back enough. But I don't choose to, so therefore, pity me that I have a disease I chose to wade in.
I should be able to trot right on down to SSI and get my disability too, right? If it's a disease, I should expect my check soon, eh?
BIG assed eye roll.