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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by MistressNomad View Post
    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all boobs are created equal."
    Even the ones holding political office?

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    I want to say yes to this, but unfortunately a traumatizing event years back forces me to hesitate.

    I spent 3 months backpacking across Europe when I was 17 almost 18 years old. My friend and I made our way to Nice in the French Riviera. We were quite excited about the prospect of the topless beaches there, and at first it was ok, nothing really remarkable, and nothing like we envisioned, then the trauma hit.

    We were laying on the beach and I had my head down, half sleeping off the prior nights alcohol most likely, when my friend started tapping me insistently telling me I had to check this out. So naturally I pulled my head up and looked to where he was indicating - expecting to finally see these topless beach goddesses we had envisioned.

    About 10 feet away there she stood.. I have no idea how old she was, but she looked like she was 90 (she probably was really 70 maybe going on 80). Her skin was some unnatural shade of brown that came as a result of what I guessed must have been a half century of sun baked forced melanin production, she looked like an overbaked emaciated prune. While this was bad enough in its own right, it was topped off by the most grotesque saggy remnants of what I assume once were boobs I have ever seen. They had the same well weathered look as the rest of her, but they also had a pruny sagginess to go with them that would put the bare chested native women in some National Geographic special to shame. At least 50 years of flopping around freely every day on the beach and baking in the sun had took a serious toll on those bewbies. Oh how I wish I never saw that.. now I have to send a very old friend a random email to let him know that he is still a bastard.

    So long story short answer.. yes.. but by god, please with limitations!
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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by MistressNomad View Post
    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all boobs are created equal."
    If pictures were allowed here I could dispel that dream in a heartbeat...

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by marduc View Post
    I want to say yes to this, but unfortunately a traumatizing event years back forces me to hesitate.

    I spent 3 months backpacking across Europe when I was 17 almost 18 years old. My friend and I made our way to Nice in the French Riviera. We were quite excited about the prospect of the topless beaches there, and at first it was ok, nothing really remarkable, and nothing like we envisioned, then the trauma hit.

    We were laying on the beach and I had my head down, half sleeping off the prior nights alcohol most likely, when my friend started tapping me insistently telling me I had to check this out. So naturally I pulled my head up and looked to where he was indicating. About 10 feet away there she stood.. I have no idea how old she was, but she looked like she was 90 (she probably was really 70 maybe going on 80). Her skin was some unnatural shade of brown that came as a result of what I guessed must have been a half century of sun baked forced melanin production, she looked like an overbaked emaciated prune. While this was bad enough in its own right, it was topped off by the most grotesque saggy remnants of what I assume once were boobs I have ever seen. They had the same well weathered look as the rest of her, but they also had a pruny sagginess to go with them that would put the bare chested native women in some National Geographic special to shame. At least 50 years of flopping around freely every day on the beach and baking in the sun had took a serious toll on those bewbies. Oh how I wish I never saw that.. now I have to send a very old friend a random email to let him know that he is still a bastard.

    So long story short answer.. yes.. but by god, please with limitations!
    For the record, bralessness does not cause sagging. In fact it encourages strong ligaments.

    But as for the rest... ugh. Yeah. That chewed-leather look that some of the earlier baby boom women are starting to have is... really hard to look at. I admit my mother is becoming one of those women.

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    Even the ones holding political office?
    Well, anyone or anything holding political office automatically reverts to a lower place on the evolutionary scale...

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by MistressNomad View Post
    For the record, bralessness does not cause sagging. In fact it encourages strong ligaments.

    But as for the rest... ugh. Yeah. That chewed-leather look that some of the earlier baby boom women are starting to have is... really hard to look at. I admit my mother is becoming one of those women.
    I assume the mega doses of UV radiation zapped all the elasticity right out of her cells, her ligaments did not stand a chance.
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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Beer and boobies should be free!!!

    and not necessarily in that order.

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by marduc View Post
    I assume the mega doses of UV radiation zapped all the elasticity right out of her cells, her ligaments did not stand a chance.
    Yeah, probably. Certainly her skin at the very least. If they were large, losing all that plasticity can be tough on boobies.

    I wonder if these people see what they look like when they look in the mirror...

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by MistressNomad View Post
    Yeah, probably. Certainly her skin at the very least. If they were large, losing all that plasticity can be tough on boobies.

    I wonder if these people see what they look like when they look in the mirror...
    Yes. I see sad panda bewbies. They also appear to possibly be going cross-eyed.

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    Re: Freedom of Bewbies

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    But we should, moobs = gross.
    Female boobies, in all shapes and sizes, be free!
    I agree, but if push comes to shove, I'll put up with the moobs. It's worth the pain
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