Yes, everywhere all the time
Yes, with limitations
Hot Pockets are a given, where bewbies are concerned
I want to say yes to this, but unfortunately a traumatizing event years back forces me to hesitate.
I spent 3 months backpacking across Europe when I was 17 almost 18 years old. My friend and I made our way to Nice in the French Riviera. We were quite excited about the prospect of the topless beaches there, and at first it was ok, nothing really remarkable, and nothing like we envisioned, then the trauma hit.
We were laying on the beach and I had my head down, half sleeping off the prior nights alcohol most likely, when my friend started tapping me insistently telling me I had to check this out. So naturally I pulled my head up and looked to where he was indicating - expecting to finally see these topless beach goddesses we had envisioned.
About 10 feet away there she stood.. I have no idea how old she was, but she looked like she was 90 (she probably was really 70 maybe going on 80). Her skin was some unnatural shade of brown that came as a result of what I guessed must have been a half century of sun baked forced melanin production, she looked like an overbaked emaciated prune. While this was bad enough in its own right, it was topped off by the most grotesque saggy remnants of what I assume once were boobs I have ever seen. They had the same well weathered look as the rest of her, but they also had a pruny sagginess to go with them that would put the bare chested native women in some National Geographic special to shame. At least 50 years of flopping around freely every day on the beach and baking in the sun had took a serious toll on those bewbies. Oh how I wish I never saw that.. now I have to send a very old friend a random email to let him know that he is still a bastard.
So long story short answer.. yes.. but by god, please with limitations!
Last edited by marduc; 07-06-11 at 02:23 PM.
But as for the rest... ugh. Yeah. That chewed-leather look that some of the earlier baby boom women are starting to have is... really hard to look at. I admit my mother is becoming one of those women.
Beer and boobies should be free!!!
and not necessarily in that order.