If I really must pick one of these two train wrecks, then it has to be Bachmann for the sole reason that she's not a quitter.
"Yes, but are you a Protestant atheist or a Catholic atheist?".- Northern Irish joke
Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children. ~ Ancient American Indian Proverb
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
"Never fear. Him is here" - Captain Chaos (Dom DeLuise), Cannonball Run
Mace Windu: Then our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.
Palin, the lulz are strong in that one.
"To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by rights to hand down to them."~ Theodore Roosevelt (Message to Congress, Dec. 3, 1907)
Bachmann. She's more solidly conservative than Palin, and less likely to engage in the kind of petty BS that Palin can't seem to avoid.
“If we must have an enemy at the head of Government, let it be one whom we can oppose, and for whom we are not responsible, who will not involve our party in the disgrace of his foolish and bad measures.”
- Alexander Hamilton. Spiritual father of #NeverTrump