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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    My wife says not unless he calls the blow up doll his wifes name.
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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
    His wife is out of town and he is lonely and horny and decides he'll do a blow-up doll. Because it's not a real woman, he believes it's not cheating. Is it?
    ROTFLOL.

    Another question is if he says "I love you" to the blowup doll, is he cheating on Ms. Inflatable.

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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
    His wife is out of town and he is lonely and horny and decides he'll do a blow-up doll. Because it's not a real woman, he believes it's not cheating. Is it?
    It's not cheating but it is kind of sick. Wouldn't be like getting it on with an air matress?

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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Councilman View Post
    It's not cheating but it is kind of sick. Wouldn't be like getting it on with an air matress?
    You'd be surprised the kind of fun you can get up to with air mattresses.
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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Originally Posted by Councilman
    It's not cheating but it is kind of sick. Wouldn't be like getting it on with an air matress?
    I thought up an even better one-liner.

    "That sure brings back summer camp memories!"
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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
    His wife is out of town and he is lonely and horny and decides he'll do a blow-up doll. Because it's not a real woman, he believes it's not cheating. Is it?
    No its not cheating but the wife might get pissed if you tape a picture of her sister's or best friends face to the blow up doll.
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murder is less to fear"

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    Re: If a married man has sex with a blow-up doll, has he cheated?

    Quote Originally Posted by jamesrage View Post
    No its not cheating but the wife might get pissed if you tape a picture of her sister's or best friends face to the blow up doll.
    Even more pissed if it's a picture of her brother.
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