View Poll Results: Do you remember your first love

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  • Clear as a bell

    27 52.94%
  • Kinda/sorta okay. Not really. No.

    6 11.76%
  • With great fondness

    11 21.57%
  • With great disdain/contempt/hate is such a strong word, no?

    3 5.88%
  • We have not yet been properly introduced

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Thread: Your first love

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    Re: Your first love

    My first love and first kiss was at eight years old, her name was Anne and I met her in London while living there for 2 years. Now being eight I was in total denial so I wanted to think.

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    Re: Your first love

    Hard to forget my first love. I'm typing with it right now.

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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by Gipper View Post
    Hard to forget my first love. I'm typing with it right now.
    Hamsters can type?
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Your first love

    If you stick a finger up its ass you can poke its nose into the keys.
    I'm already gearing up for Finger Vote 2014.

    Just for reference, means my post was a giant steaming pile of sarcasm.

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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Hamsters can type?
    Thay reminds me of an old joke told in New Zealand:

    Why did God invent women?

    Because sheep can't cook!

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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by TacticalEvilDan View Post
    If you stick a finger up its ass you can poke its nose into the keys.
    Like times 100000000

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    Re: Your first love

    Good thing this thread didn't get all sentimental and mushy and stuff....

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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    Good thing this thread didn't get all sentimental and mushy and stuff....
    Par for the course, and a whole lot of fun.

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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by Councilman View Post
    I married her and 33 years later she betrayed me. Not who I thought she was at all.
    A closet Democrat?










    "When Faith preaches Hate, Blessed are the Doubters." - Amin Maalouf

    When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. ~Dave Barry



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    Re: Your first love

    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    Love. The kind whereby you ... man. I remember being in the back of a deuce-and-a-half. Doug looked up as he was going to help me down, and I remember to this day, 30+ years later, how his blue eyes were a match for the October sky, and I promptly quit breathing. I remember pretending to beat on him, laughing, when he looked at me and sang "Wish you could come, but I don't need no woman tagging along."
    Nothing like the throaty breath of a six by, the smell of diesel fuel and a good looking woman. I'm guessing that guy is forever sorry he turned you down.










    "When Faith preaches Hate, Blessed are the Doubters." - Amin Maalouf

    When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. ~Dave Barry



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