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Should Canada go to war with the US

Canada at War USA

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • No

    Votes: 8 50.0%

  • Total voters
    16

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I think we should.

We could totally take you guys...

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Shouldn't this be in the Lighter Side forum?
 
Wow, you really are a boogie man. :)

First of all, why should Canada go to war with USA?
 
Wow, you really are a boogie man. :)

First of all, why should Canada go to war with USA?

Because our lumberjack commandos are bored

The Canadian moose are no longer a threat, and they need a new challenge
 
Canadian's hate us for our freedoms.
 
How can we possibly respond to the Mounties?!

*runs in horror*
 
I think marriage is more likely. ;)

If lumberjack commandos are bored, let them produce lumber of fight grizzlies.
 
It's been a century and a half since our last civil war. We're overdue. And it might lead to reunification!
 
It's been a century and a half since our last civil war. We're overdue. And it might lead to reunification!
We have trying to "settle" things with war for 6,000 years.
Does this work ?
Why should we be "unified" ??
Note that Europe is less unified than ever ( the quantity of nations ) ...
 
Hell yeah they should! Bring it on Canada, we'll kick the French right out of you!
 
Comon now... we all know Canadian's are way to nice and drunk. The lumberjack commando's look more like this:


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no we should war with them, then colonize their nation and make it part of the united states. we will be more powerful. after 100-200 years it wont matter they wont complain for freedom anymore just be americans
 
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We could take 'em :cool:
 
We'll give you some Molson Canadian or some Alexander Keith's falsely labeled as 4% alcohol content. Then let you guys wonder why you are drunk after only having 4 beers :mrgreen:
 
We'll give you some Molson Canadian or some Alexander Keith's falsely labeled as 4% alcohol content. Then let you guys wonder why you are drunk after only having 4 beers :mrgreen:

Keep in mind they are used to drinking moose piss. I think it will only take half a Molson to get them tanked.
 
Canada should absolutely attack the US. Fight a couple of good battles, then surrender.

My gosh, the benefits for Canada would be tremendous!

We'd spend tens of billions "nation building" and "repairing infrastructure" damaged by any not-quite-so-Smart-as-we'd-wish-bombs. You could at least get a couple new hockey stadiums out of the deal, and a revamped electrical distribution system.

Imagine all the effort we'd put into getting Kaybeckers to get along with BritCans! The amusement value alone would be staggering! "See Barak Obama meet with Kaybecker seperatists and try to understand what they're saying!" We could sell that on PPV.
 
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