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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Y'all are no match for our fighter planes, either!

    No men are anywhere, and Im allowed to go in, because Im the owner of the pageant and therefore Im inspecting it, Trump said... Is everyone OK? You know, theyre standing there with no clothes. Is everybody OK? And you see these incredible looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like that.

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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    We'll give you some Molson Canadian or some Alexander Keith's falsely labeled as 4% alcohol content. Then let you guys wonder why you are drunk after only having 4 beers
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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiposa View Post
    We'll give you some Molson Canadian or some Alexander Keith's falsely labeled as 4% alcohol content. Then let you guys wonder why you are drunk after only having 4 beers
    Keep in mind they are used to drinking moose piss. I think it will only take half a Molson to get them tanked.
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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetboogieman View Post
    I think we should.

    We could totally take you guys...



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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Canada should absolutely attack the US. Fight a couple of good battles, then surrender.

    My gosh, the benefits for Canada would be tremendous!

    We'd spend tens of billions "nation building" and "repairing infrastructure" damaged by any not-quite-so-Smart-as-we'd-wish-bombs. You could at least get a couple new hockey stadiums out of the deal, and a revamped electrical distribution system.

    Imagine all the effort we'd put into getting Kaybeckers to get along with BritCans! The amusement value alone would be staggering! "See Barak Obama meet with Kaybecker seperatists and try to understand what they're saying!" We could sell that on PPV.

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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    I say leave them alone. I don't want to have this in part of America.



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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Quote Originally Posted by soccerboy22 View Post
    I say leave them alone. I don't want to have this in part of America.



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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Quote Originally Posted by Ockham View Post
    Ugh.... Ahhhh! My eyes... it BURNS!!!
    No joke. He must have those suits made just for him because no person in their right mind would wear them.
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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    Canadian attack aircraft headed for our border!!!! Take cover!

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    Re: Should Canada go to war with the US

    It would be an easy victory for America. We would bomb their hockey stadiums, and destroy their strategic reserves of poutine and maple syrup. After that, I feel confident in saying that Canada would rapidly surrender.
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