Kernel Sanders

1069

I guess it makes a whirring sound.
Followed by sucking and slurping, and a wee little voice crying "Mommmeee..... Pwease don't kiiiilll meeee!..... I wuv yooouuu!.... Pwease, noooo! I want to wiv!".




I want that ringtone.

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DeeJayH

well kernel, you ahve not been here long, but you certainly ahve been exposed to teh ugly side of DP

she is actually being honest about wanting it

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1069

C'mon, Deej! Abortion ringtones. That's classic. Who wouldn't want it?
Where's your sense of humor?

galenrox

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
*shotgun pump*
BOOM
crying stops
"Vote Democrat"


I'd use it!

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DarkWizard12

This thread reeks of sadistic-ness. Fallwel, as much as I dislike the bastard, may have actually had some good points.

Tashah

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Tashah

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Hatuey

I love the ones that said 'Did Jesus exist?' I bet doughgirl left because of those ads. Oh well.

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