| look how GREAT you are and yout SERIOSU NEWS! YOU don't read Perezs, you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU watch CNN and find otu about BIRD FLU, you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU watch MSNCBC and fint out about LARRY CCRAIG, you liKE SERIOUS NEWS
YOU watch FOx and find tout about the WAR ON CHRISTMAS, you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU watch ABC and find otu about "CHILD PREDATORS", you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU read TIME and find out about the "REAL LIFE OF JESUS", you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU read US weekly and find out about Guiliani thinks 9/11 was bad, you like SERIOUS NEWS
YOU watch CBS and hear about goths KILLIN GTHE CHILDREN, you like SERIOUS NEWS
Thanks god you don't read about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie or LIndsay Lohan, because that's not SERIOUS NEWS |