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Now that the holidays are here, so are the package thieves, who will swipe from your doorstep anything that is set there by the delivery man.
Here is how to deal with them. Fill a package with poop. It can be dog poop, the contents of a kitty litter box, your own poop.... Be creative. Be sure to include a note telling the thief what a ****head he is, and how he got what he deserves for Christmas. Put it in an official looking box..... It could be the box that your xbox was shipped in. Tape it back up, set it on your front porch, set up a camera, and have a load of laughs, knowing about the load of...... YOU know..... that the thief is going to find when he opens up the box he stole.
Better than a lump of coal, don't you think? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Here is how to deal with them. Fill a package with poop. It can be dog poop, the contents of a kitty litter box, your own poop.... Be creative. Be sure to include a note telling the thief what a ****head he is, and how he got what he deserves for Christmas. Put it in an official looking box..... It could be the box that your xbox was shipped in. Tape it back up, set it on your front porch, set up a camera, and have a load of laughs, knowing about the load of...... YOU know..... that the thief is going to find when he opens up the box he stole.
Better than a lump of coal, don't you think? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!