Ireland Opens First "Don't ****ing Mention Christmas" Zone in Dublin

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USING the ingenuity, anger and intimidation Dubliners are famous for, a group of intrepid capital city residents have opened the country’s very first ‘Don’t ****ing Mention Christmas Zone’ today.

“The idea is pretty simple,” explained head of security at the zone Seamus Clifford, “mention Christmas or wear a stupid Christmas jumper and we’ll box the head off ya and kick you out onto Dame Street or into the Liffey, obviously we’ll give you the choice first, we’re not monsters”.

Stretching from Fishamble Street, Essex Street and Cow’s Lane the modest area size will provide all Dubliners with the option to enjoy a Christmas free zone during the rest of October and all of November. “I’m just as big a fan of Christmas as anyone but not in October, so we’ve set up some checkpoints around the surrounding streets to prevent any ’12 pubs of Christmas’ groups getting in. We’ve only been operating this Christmas free zone since this morning, but we’ve managed to stop over 4,000 complete arseholes from entering,” explained one of the zone’s organisers Kevin Tallant.

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