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Soooo . . . they make them in hopes of getting the chicks drunk?
LOL
That's what wine coolers were for - back in my day.

And all that fruity flavored beer ****.

But I like it direct and to the point: "It take a swig of whisky or it gets the hose again!"

Um, yeah. It's a biological imperative for men to get women drunk. Wine coolers are too expensive and it takes too long. Men have become more efficient in the recent years.

Hell, if not for alcohol, I may be a virgin to this day.
 
I'm more of a vodka girl than anything. With the exception of margaritas and straight tequila shots, almost all of my favorite drinks involve vodka.

Tequila (tokillya) was the only booze that made me poop my pants.
 
I settled on beer mostly and Old Grand-Dad but rarely imbibe anymore. The first time I tried to finish with a whiskey hardon the girl thought I was a maniac and all I was trying to do was get off.

Good thing she wasn't with me. She'd be 2 for 2.
 
Um, yeah. It's a biological imperative for men to get women drunk. Wine coolers are too expensive and it takes too long. Men have become more efficient in the recent years.

Hell, if not for alcohol, I may be a virgin to this day.

LOL . . . yeah, drunk sloppy unsatisfying sex. LOL

Like I said - Pansies! . . . the girls, too. Trust me, you can taste the liquor - they're not that stupid. But honestly, they should have 'hard drinkers only' approval cards required for checkout at liquor stores.
 
LOL . . . yeah, drunk sloppy unsatisfying sex. LOL

Like I said - Pansies! . . . the girls, too. Trust me, you can taste the liquor - they're not that stupid. But honestly, they should have 'hard drinkers only' approval cards required for checkout at liquor stores.

You underestimate "drunk sloppy" sex. It's plenty satisfying...for me.
 
:rofl Sloppy drunks are about as exciting as having sex in a dipsy dumpster.

Bad sex is like bad pizza - it has to be reeeeeeeeeeeeally bad to be bad.

She'd have to rip the most God-awful Heineken fart, she'd have to suddenly go on the rag without warning, or she'd have to start chanting "pencil dick" over and over before it goes into the realm of bad. Short of those points, it's filed under "not the best, but it'll do".
 
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Bad sex is like bad pizza - it has to be reeeeeeeeeeeeally bad to be bad.

She'd have to rip the most God-awful Heineken fart, she'd have to suddenly go on the rag without warning, or she'd have to start chanting "pencil dick" over and over before it goes into the realm of bad. Short of those points, it's filed under "not the best, but it'll d".

If a chick starting chanting "pencil dick" I'd start mooing like a cow. I'd laugh so hard I'd lose my erection.
 
If a chick starting chanting "pencil dick" I'd start mooing like a cow. I'd laugh so hard I'd lose my erection.

I couldn't perform if I lost wood while laughing. Humor is a vital ingredient in my sex life. Of course, my humor has also caused some women to zip up and leave, so it's a question of balance.
 
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