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Smartie's Bar & Grill

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Smartmouthwoman

Smartmouthwoman

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Pull up a barstool and make yourself at home, folks. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. This is a place to kick back and get away from the political madness -- to meet old friends and new friends. Everybody's welcome here. Let's keep things mellow & talk about anything EXCEPT politics -- and we'll all get along just fine. ;)

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Bar's stocked, kitchen's stocked... jukebox is loaded with whatever your heart desires.

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Now, what's your pleasure, y'all? Here's one of mine...

*kicks jukebox*

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Oh what the hell...it's almost breakfast time -

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My pleasure is good friends, good music, good drinks!!!

Woo Hoo the bar is open!!! Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the special today???

Drinks are on me! I'll even make them, although I can't guarantee what they'll taste like since I've never bartended in my life...but y'all take a chance, won't ya???

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Alrights SMW.....Lets Get This Party Started. Looks Like You and the Goilz will have to hang the Mistletoe back all over the place. No Christmas Decorations.....huh? Goods we don't need another Santa anyways. Bah humbug!
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Ya can puts up the Rope and blocks off my back booth. Hows the backroom looking for storage? Lets get them goilz in their Uniforms.
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Pssst I thinks ya betters gives GG Roller Skates for that Coffee machine.
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One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer!
Need to wash the dust from that last town outta my throat.

Whoo Hooo!!!

I'll buy the next round!

BTW - Where the Smart Mouth Woman that runs this place!
I wanna thank her, maybe even give her a smooch and get my face slapped!

Then we'll know the bars open and the whiskeys flowin :drink: !!!!!!
 
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Smartmouthwoman said:
Works for me, 'cept make mine a bloody mary.

Hiya, Luther. Howyadoin?
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Only one problem so far.....I apparently need a new monitor because when I lick this one it doesn't taste anything like beer or chicken wings.
 
Lutherf said:
Only one problem so far.....I apparently need a new monitor because when I lick this one it doesn't taste anything like beer or chicken wings.
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You could try scratch and sniff instead of lick...LOL
 
Rapunzel52 said:
What's the special today???

Drinks are on me! I'll even make them, although I can't guarantee what they'll taste like since I've never bartended in my life...but y'all take a chance, won't ya???

:drink
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Looks Likes Beef Sandwiches Zel.....




The Beer Tubs are out and full too!
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Smartmouthwoman said:
Pull up a barstool and make yourself at home, folks. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. This is a place to kick back and get away from the political madness -- to meet old friends and new friends. Everybody's welcome here. Let's keep things mellow & talk about anything EXCEPT politics -- and we'll all get along just fine. ;)

bar-is-open-led-neon-sign-346.gif

Bar's stocked, kitchen's stocked... jukebox is loaded with whatever your heart desires.



Now, what's your pleasure, y'all? Here's one of mine...

*kicks jukebox*

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Don't you be Kickin the Jukebox Goil.
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EYES have you know this is Top of the Line Merch.....Rights Off Da back of the Truck.
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kshRox said:
One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer!
Need to wash the dust from that last town outta my throat.

Whoo Hooo!!!

I'll buy the next round!

BTW - Where the Smart Mouth Woman that runs this place!
I wanna thank her, maybe even give her a smooch and get my face slapped!

Then we'll know the bars open and the whiskeys flowin :drink: !!!!!!
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Ksh! I'll go with a Mambo #5!
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What's your house gin?
 
PerfectStorm said:
What's your house gin?
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****hole.

It's essentially rubbing alcohol filtered through a dirty sock resting in a post-game athlete's ass crack...but most Gin drinkers don't seem to notice any difference from their preferred brand.

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