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Senior citizen gang bang kills 7

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Senior citizen gang bang kills 7 | Death and Taxes

The evening turned sour once two attendees reported feeling sharp pains in their chests during the event and were seen to by doctors on site. (Good of Deflandre to consider such a contingency.)

Hospital attention was soon required as more guests were suffering similar symptoms. Some say that the panic of others having heart attacks caused some kind of heart attack ripple among others, transforming the sex orgy into some kind of pulmonary circlejerk.
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I guess you could say that lemon party lost a certain zest
 
They should have stuck to shuffleboard.
 
Nothing like going out with a bang.

I hope to be so lucky

A couple of Scotches, half a bottle of Viagra.... heavenly way to go ... open up them gates, Lord, cuz' here I c...

Imagine the eulogy..
 
There are certainly worse ways to go, I suppose.
 
It's not often that you hear the terms "heart attack ripple" and "pulmonary circlejerk" spoken together.
 
These days there's so many false stories going around, I'll have to hold my breath on this one.

If it sounds too out there, it probably means it's not true.
 
azgreg said:
It's not often that you hear the terms "heart attack ripple" and "pulmonary circlejerk" spoken together.
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When have you ever heard the term "pulmonary circlejerk" spoken with ANYTHING? :)
 
If you do the math these are not your grandpa's grandpas...these are Disco era boogie-holics.
 
Listen, "senior citizen gang bang" is a phrase I would have felt better never seeing in writing. Thanks, OP.
 
Jetboogieman said:
These days there's so many false stories going around, I'll have to hold my breath on this one.

If it sounds too out there, it probably means it's not true.
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Of course it isn't true, but it is kinda funny.

I wouldn't mind going out with a bang. Seems better than dying while laying in a nursing home bed watching I Love Lucy re-runs.
 
Between the boy who 'did unmentionables to stuffed animals' and this story I'm having a freaking riot over here.

Some fun Cover Art - I'm bored and not really doing my own.

HeavenlyBlissJoke.jpg
 
Jetboogieman said:
These days there's so many false stories going around, I'll have to hold my breath on this one.

If it sounds too out there, it probably means it's not true.
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You're right!

UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that Nord Presse is a satirical news site. No one went banging in Charleroi. No one died. Senior citizens did not have an orgy. Death and Taxes regrets the error.

Senior citizen gang bang kills 7 | Death and Taxes
 
SheWolf said:
:lamo :lamo :lamo

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

That's so damn funny.
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I found it funny too as I was reading...and was feeling guilty for laughing. Until I reached the bottom of the article.
 
UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that Nord Presse is a satirical news site. No one went banging in Charleroi. No one died. Senior citizens did not have an orgy. Death and Taxes regrets the error.
From the OP's link
 
Hard Truth said:
UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that Nord Presse is a satirical news site. No one went banging in Charleroi. No one died. Senior citizens did not have an orgy. Death and Taxes regrets the error.
From the OP's link
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By the way, tosca1 beat you to it by two posts. Sorry.
 
UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that Nord Presse is a satirical news site. No one went banging in Charleroi. No one died. Senior citizens did not have an orgy. Death and Taxes regrets the error.
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Hard Truth said:
Darn!
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It seems somehow fitting that a poster with the handle "Hard Truth" should have the final word on this thread.
Please ignore this post.
 
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