Thread: Norwegian Bears Wreck Beer-Fueled Havoc at Cabin

Possibly the best news story of 2012 so far!

A family of bears broke into a cabin stashed with booze, downed 100 cans of beer, and proceeded to "trash" the place, according to a pretty awesome SKY News account

"They had a hell of a party in there," said cabin owner Borthen Nilsen,

They got wasted. Then they appear to have gotten the munchies, because they tore through the cabin's supply marshmallows, chocolate sauce and honey.

One got so drunk, it passed out in a bed, leaving it covered in beer and fur.

These bears know how to party!

Wonder if any of them got laid that night...

They were probably just pissed that there wasn't any porridge!

Bears are such party animals....

If they got laid it was just bearly.

Oh, the agony.

Originally Posted by RadicalModerate

Possibly the best news story of 2012 so far!



One got so drunk, it passed out in a bed, leaving it covered in beer and fur.

These bears know how to party!

Wonder if any of them got laid that night...

Are they sure the bears weren't Irish?

A family of bears go into a cabin when no one is home. The papa bear says, this beer sure hits the spot. The mama bear says these marshmellows are very tasty. The baby bear says this bed is just right and takes a nap. Hmmm, where have I heard this story before?

Originally Posted by Moot

A family of bears go into a cabin when no one is home. The papa bear says, this beer sure hits the spot. The mama bear says these marshmellows are very tasty. The baby bear says this bed is just right and takes a nap. Hmmm, where have I heard this story before?

That was the version for general audiences. Apparently the remake will be rated R.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall.

Originally Posted by tessaesque

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall.

No doubt the walls were full of flies.