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    Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt - Greenville News Story - WYFF Greenville

    "Couple claims to see Jesus in Walmart receipt. The message is clear: He saves -- and passes the savings on to you!" Fark.com

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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt - Greenville News Story - WYFF Greenville

    "Couple claims to see Jesus in Walmart receipt. The message is clear: He saves -- and passes the savings on to you!" Fark.com
    One would have to ask how the **** they know what Jesus looked like.

    That could be considered to resemble the face of any number of persons.
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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    That doesn't look like Jesus, it looks like Robin Williams just gave up, and let go of himself.

    Unless that's what Jesus looks like
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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    $20 says this woman always votes republican (I'm just saying what we're all thinking).
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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    I have been known from time to time to appear on Receipts at Wal Mart, Canadian Tire, Walgreens and many furniture retailers NEAR YOU!

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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    I saw Puff the Magic dragon in cloud once.

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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    Why is it that only Christians see images of Jesus?

    Never a Jew or a Muslim or an atheist etc

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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    Quote Originally Posted by Tashah View Post
    Why is it that only Christians see images of Jesus?

    Never a Jew or a Muslim or an atheist etc
    Obviously because you need to believe Jesus was the son of God to be able to instinctively know what he looked like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Obviously because you need to believe Jesus was the son of God to be able to instinctively know what he looked like.
    The intended point. That’s why the question was rhetorical.

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    Re: Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

    Quote Originally Posted by whysoserious View Post
    $20 says this woman always votes republican (I'm just saying what we're all thinking).
    You're on. Two things:

    The following Wednesday, the couple had just come home . . .
    They're not married, but they as a couple had just come home. Very dem.

    . . . when Simmons spotted the receipt on the floor
    The receipt is on the floor. Super lib.
    Last edited by LuckyDan; 07-17-11 at 04:30 AM.

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