The case of the mad pooper

Her children were the first to catch the runner mid-poop, with her pants around her ankles, Cathy Budde said. Immediately, they ran to get their mother.

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?’ ” Budde told KKTV. She confronted the woman, asking, “Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?”

“Yeah, sorry,'” the woman replied.


Budde assumed the woman would be “mortified,” clean up the poop and not run in the Colorado Springs neighborhood again. But that would have been too easy. The family kept finding the runner’s poop, Budde said, and the dirty paper napkins she leaves behind. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Budde family’s home at least once a week for the past seven weeks, according to Budde. Once, Budde was able to take a picture, which showed a brunette woman running in a gray tank top and shorts.

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Oy vey...

Oh to have the self confidence and comfort in one's own skin as that runner.... lmao I will not poop in a bathroom without a lock and a fan. And stall poops are entirely out of the question. Bravo to this lady.


:lol: