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Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
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:shock:
 
Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

Ok, perhaps the world is coming to and end.
 
Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

Why the Jimmy Dean Sausage?




Why not a kielbasa, or a brat?
 
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OrphanSlug said:
Ok, perhaps the world is cumming to and end.
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Edited for perfection.
 
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KevinKohler said:
Edited for perfection.
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Disturbing... and I thought by now I was fairly desensitized.
 
Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

Was she hot?

Pictures or it didn't happen.

She was stupid, but he was an imbecile.
 
Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

Never thought i could feel sorry for a sausage tube.
 
Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

I don't think it is a serious post. Judging by the other "articles" listed in the "Recent Posts" section.

Either that, or they don't check their sources, since they take news from anybody according to their "About News 8" section.
 
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_Sal said:
um, :eek:

is that a picture of the woman because if it is

just sayin'
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That picture + this story =
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Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom - See

By the way everyone, fake news funny site so at ease.
 
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