How about ;
... Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw...
...Vote for Nixon in seventy two...
The saddest part about Watergate was that it was entirely unnecessary. Nixon was polling high and had his re-election pretty well sewn up.
But Nixon was a bit paranoid. He was afraid that there would be some kind of fall surprise by the Democrats so he organized the Plumbers break in to assure that he would know what the Dems were up to. The most incriminating part was that he tried to cover it up.
When Congress and the American people found out what he was up to he was finished.
Had he not resigned he would have gone to prison.
But sadder still is that Watergate was not the worst thing Nixon did... not by a long long shot. Here is a little lesson about the kind of political opportunist Nixon was, that I posted in another thread.
Nixon purposely sabotaged the 1968 peace agreement that was negotiated by LBJ's administration, by secretly going to the North Vietnamese and telling them he could give them a better peace agreement if they waited until after the election in the fall on 1968. The war continued, and because of that Humphrey lost to Nixon. The agreement broke down under the new administration and the war raged on for at least FIVE MORE YEARS.
NIXON, BECAUSE OF HIS SELFISH POLITICAL AMBITIONS, IS PERSONALLY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF 21,366 AMERICAN TROOPS AND UN-CALCULABLE THOUSANDS OF SOUTHEAST ASIAN DEATHS BETWEEN 1968 AND THE END OF THE WAR
Nixon is without comparison the most immoral scum sucking despot the presidency will ever see.
Read and learn;
LiveLeak.com - The Lyndon Johnson tapes: Richard Nixon's 'treason' (comments)