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danarhea · 08-06-08, 11:12 AM

O great nanny government, what shalt thou ban next?

You have banned cigarettes, fast food, sex toys, marijuana, some books?

So, it is time for a riddle. Here is the question - A woman is busted inside McDonald's, smoking a cigarette, while reading Catcher in the Rye, and having an orgasm due to the vibrator she is wearing, which is accentuated by the joint she smoked earlier. How many years in prison does she get? Bonus question - If she gets to keep her joint and vibrator, then does she even care if she is in prison?

Sergeant Stinger1 · 08-08-08, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by danarhea

O great nanny government, what shalt thou ban next?

You have banned cigarettes, fast food, sex toys, marijuana, some books?

So, it is time for a riddle. Here is the question - A woman is busted inside McDonald's, smoking a cigarette, while reading Catcher in the Rye, and having an orgasm due to the vibrator she is wearing, which is accentuated by the joint she smoked earlier. How many years in prison does she get? Bonus question - If she gets to keep her joint and vibrator, then does she even care if she is in prison?

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Hummm, NOPE! No way I can answer that.
Its too loaded a question that might explode anytime now.