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Trump Xmas tree MAGA ornament gets hilarious reviews on Amazon

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Trump Xmas tree MAGA ornament gets 1000's of reviews on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Americ...&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful&pageNumber=1


"It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."


"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge.
I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right."

"The angel on top of my tree just hired a lawyer."

"Save your money. I purchased this with hopes of destroying one of his seven horcruxes, but it's just a cheap piece of crap made in China. On the upside, it shouts "nasty woman" every time I walk by it."

"This looked okay, but the minute I put it on the tree it began bullying the other ornaments. Said the Virgin Mary wasn't, the Three Kings killed JFK, and Baby Jesus is a loser--saviors who don't get killed are better. I can't live with this so am sending it back."
 
Top critical review

"It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again."

hilarious..

For the first time ever, my three cats won't go anywhere near my Xmas tree! This ornament made Xmas is safe again!

Every time you hear it jingle, a minority loses their rights
 
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Quaestio said:
Trump Xmas tree MAGA ornament gets 1000's of reviews on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Americ...&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful&pageNumber=1


"It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."


"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge.
I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right."

"The angel on top of my tree just hired a lawyer."

"Save your money. I purchased this with hopes of destroying one of his seven horcruxes, but it's just a cheap piece of crap made in China. On the upside, it shouts "nasty woman" every time I walk by it."

"This looked okay, but the minute I put it on the tree it began bullying the other ornaments. Said the Virgin Mary wasn't, the Three Kings killed JFK, and Baby Jesus is a loser--saviors who don't get killed are better. I can't live with this so am sending it back."
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"Hilarious" Amazon reviews have been around since forever. I particularly liked "Melanie's Marvelous Measles".
 
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