NoLeftNoRight
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Saw this somewhere on the Internet......excellent !
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY
Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown
Tom Brady inflating my tires
Flint Michigan tap water
Bernie Madoff as my money manager
Godzilla to stand guard over Tokyo
Jim Jones Kool-Aid
A root canal done by Ray Charles
> A Catholic Priest showering with a boy.
Dr. Kavorkian as a primary care physician
A French Army that won't surrender
A rattlesnake with a pet me sign
Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl
North Korea offering a peace treaty
Rosie O'Donnell showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
A fart when I have diarrhea
A Jimmy Carter hostage rescue plan
A winter ground war in Russia
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
Lorena Bobbitt when you are sleeping
Brian Williams news reports
Loch Ness monster sightings
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Bill Clinton chaperoning a group of 13 year old girls.
Anthony Weiner borrowing my iPhone on his way to the rest room.
The State Dept. saying “None of Hillary’s emails were classified”.
Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sex with that woman.”
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY
Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown
Tom Brady inflating my tires
Flint Michigan tap water
Bernie Madoff as my money manager
Godzilla to stand guard over Tokyo
Jim Jones Kool-Aid
A root canal done by Ray Charles
> A Catholic Priest showering with a boy.
Dr. Kavorkian as a primary care physician
A French Army that won't surrender
A rattlesnake with a pet me sign
Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl
North Korea offering a peace treaty
Rosie O'Donnell showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
A fart when I have diarrhea
A Jimmy Carter hostage rescue plan
A winter ground war in Russia
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
Lorena Bobbitt when you are sleeping
Brian Williams news reports
Loch Ness monster sightings
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Bill Clinton chaperoning a group of 13 year old girls.
Anthony Weiner borrowing my iPhone on his way to the rest room.
The State Dept. saying “None of Hillary’s emails were classified”.
Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sex with that woman.”