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You are a pre-qualified member of The Disaffected Coalition.
You may not know it, but it's true.
There's something about you, something about your past, or your health, or your belief system, or your relationships, or something, something that makes you a pre-qualified member of The Disaffected Coalition.
As a member of The Disaffected Coalition, you are part of the largest lobby, PAC, voting bloc in America today.
And, that entitles you to power, power you never remember having.
As a member of The Disaffected Coalition, you now have the power to correct all the mistakes, all the unfairness, all the misfortunes .. that have ever befallen you.
If you were ever hurt by a parent, now you can correct that, as if it never happened.
If you suffer a physical limitation from birth that handicapped you in some way, now you can simply make it disappear from your past.
If you were ever discriminated against in any matter for any reason, the memory of it will be wiped from your mind.
If you never received your fair share of food, clothing, education, etc., then that was all merely a fantasy.
If you were ever fired or treated unfairly due to corporate politics, you'll never have ever been unemployed or unfunded.
If fundamentalists ever condemned you, you'll never have sinned.
If you were ever among the "have not"s, then suddenly you will have always been a "have it all".
No matter what happened to you that was wrong, everything is suddenly all right as a member of The Disaffected Coalition.
That's the promise of membership in The Disaffected Coalition that will happen when all of The Disaffected Coalition's goals are politically achieved.
To receive this amazing free gift of membership in The Disaffected Coalition, all you need do is support every member of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of membership as well.
Yes, support every member of The Disaffected Coalition, no matter what, no matter if you think otherwise, to achieve all The Disaffected Coalition's goals.
For example, even if you truthfully know that marriage means between a man and a woman as husband and wife, support your fellow gay members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of gay-marriage.
And even if you truthfully know that it is wrong to kill your prenatal offspring for "love" or money, support your fellow Pro-Choice members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of killing their offspring for "love" or money.
And even if you truthfully know that amnesty and legalization for 20 million illegal aliens is an egregious act of injustice toward your fellow Americans and will cause wage scales to plummet and plunge us into an economic depression, support your fellow line-cutting members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of keeping their ill-gotten gains.
And even if a term The Disaffected Coalition tells you to speak appears substantively meaningless, brutally contrived, or blatantly narcissistic, simply speak it as told.
And so on and so forth.
Oh, and you have to whine, a lot, about everything that isn't perfect.
That's how it's done.
That's how you be a good member of The Disaffected Coalition.
No matter how irrational, how nonsensical, how horrific some members' free gifts are, just suspend your disbelief, your common sense, your historical knowledge, your ethics, your moral outrage .. and support them.
For, after all, they are doing the same for you .. and the last thing you'd want is to be abandoned by them, abandonment being such a huge membership-qualifying issue for you.
So, thereby, now that you're a member in good standing of The Disaffected Coalition, there are just a few things you must not do if you wish to keep your membership.
For instance, if you were hurt as a child by an abusive or abandoning parent, do not seek out a competent mental health practitioner and work through your hurt, your sadness, and your shame to disperse and dissolve them and their power to keep you in good standing as a member of The Disaffected Coalition.
And, if you were ever criticized for how you looked, or walked, or talked, or your grades, or your skin color, or your gender, or your sexual orientation, or your lack of athleticism, or whatever, again, stay away from that competent mental health practitioner or anything that truly leads to working through your unresolved past emotional issues towards real recovery, as doing so will devalue to you your membership in The Disaffected Coalition.
Because if you ever stopped identifying with being "disaffected", your membership in The Disaffected Coalition would lose its attraction, obviously.
Indeed, it's of foundational importance in utilizing your membership in The Disaffected Coalition that you transfer, displace, and project your unresolved issues onto the public political arena, as that's how The Disaffected Coalition is activated.
Also, even if it eventually becomes clear to you that the laws of physics regarding matter and material as they relate to balancing population need with available raw material and production will dictate the manifestation of the specific socioeconomic system of the situation, that Darwin was, at least socioeconomically, right, and that Capitalism thus makes perfect sense, all relevant present-day realities considered, and despite the relative-quantum phenomenon that there will be fit "winners" and unfit "losers" in such a hierarchical and competitive system, .. support your fellow socialist-communist members of The Disaffected Coalition to achieve their equilateral one-world no-nations government.
And if your ancestors were slaves, never forget how "the man" treated them, and that "the man" is "still" running American corporations today.
Yes, to remain a member in good standing of The Disaffected Coalition, all you need to do is support every member in getting whatever they want, and never, ever speak or vote against another member's goals.
And, of course, you must vote for The Disaffected Coalition's politicians.
So, just who are those politicians?
Why those are the politicians who are selling you on The Disaffected Coalition, why it's important for you to join, and what the benefits of membership for you will be.
My parents did things that hurt me, congenital scoliosis left me with one leg nearly an inch shorter than the other, I have a number of allergies, the elite did great financial harm to me in their sub-prime securities fiasco exploitation scheme, .. yes, in quite a number of ways, I definitely had what it takes to be a good member of The Disaffected Coalition.
So I had once considered joining The Disaffected Coalition, as it seemed to be what everyone was doing, and I didn't want to get left out of anything.
But, I was disqualified .. on the grounds that I dared to think for myself and feel my own feelings.
So I worked through my unresolved issues toward recovery.
And I faced and accepted reality.
I also thereby lost my susceptibility to such cultist ideological paradigms as The Disaffected Coalition.
And though doing so required I put forth a lot of hard work, and, yes, that I was thereby forever banned from joining The Disaffected Coalition, ..
.. I couldn't be happier, and I now intelligently pick and choose my political positions based on my own mental and emotional discernment.
And my friends?
Well, I'm pretty sure they're happy not having to listen to me whine all the time about every little thing, I would guess.
You may not know it, but it's true.
There's something about you, something about your past, or your health, or your belief system, or your relationships, or something, something that makes you a pre-qualified member of The Disaffected Coalition.
As a member of The Disaffected Coalition, you are part of the largest lobby, PAC, voting bloc in America today.
And, that entitles you to power, power you never remember having.
As a member of The Disaffected Coalition, you now have the power to correct all the mistakes, all the unfairness, all the misfortunes .. that have ever befallen you.
If you were ever hurt by a parent, now you can correct that, as if it never happened.
If you suffer a physical limitation from birth that handicapped you in some way, now you can simply make it disappear from your past.
If you were ever discriminated against in any matter for any reason, the memory of it will be wiped from your mind.
If you never received your fair share of food, clothing, education, etc., then that was all merely a fantasy.
If you were ever fired or treated unfairly due to corporate politics, you'll never have ever been unemployed or unfunded.
If fundamentalists ever condemned you, you'll never have sinned.
If you were ever among the "have not"s, then suddenly you will have always been a "have it all".
No matter what happened to you that was wrong, everything is suddenly all right as a member of The Disaffected Coalition.
That's the promise of membership in The Disaffected Coalition that will happen when all of The Disaffected Coalition's goals are politically achieved.
To receive this amazing free gift of membership in The Disaffected Coalition, all you need do is support every member of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of membership as well.
Yes, support every member of The Disaffected Coalition, no matter what, no matter if you think otherwise, to achieve all The Disaffected Coalition's goals.
For example, even if you truthfully know that marriage means between a man and a woman as husband and wife, support your fellow gay members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of gay-marriage.
And even if you truthfully know that it is wrong to kill your prenatal offspring for "love" or money, support your fellow Pro-Choice members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of killing their offspring for "love" or money.
And even if you truthfully know that amnesty and legalization for 20 million illegal aliens is an egregious act of injustice toward your fellow Americans and will cause wage scales to plummet and plunge us into an economic depression, support your fellow line-cutting members of The Disaffected Coalition in receiving their free gift of keeping their ill-gotten gains.
And even if a term The Disaffected Coalition tells you to speak appears substantively meaningless, brutally contrived, or blatantly narcissistic, simply speak it as told.
And so on and so forth.
Oh, and you have to whine, a lot, about everything that isn't perfect.
That's how it's done.
That's how you be a good member of The Disaffected Coalition.
No matter how irrational, how nonsensical, how horrific some members' free gifts are, just suspend your disbelief, your common sense, your historical knowledge, your ethics, your moral outrage .. and support them.
For, after all, they are doing the same for you .. and the last thing you'd want is to be abandoned by them, abandonment being such a huge membership-qualifying issue for you.
So, thereby, now that you're a member in good standing of The Disaffected Coalition, there are just a few things you must not do if you wish to keep your membership.
For instance, if you were hurt as a child by an abusive or abandoning parent, do not seek out a competent mental health practitioner and work through your hurt, your sadness, and your shame to disperse and dissolve them and their power to keep you in good standing as a member of The Disaffected Coalition.
And, if you were ever criticized for how you looked, or walked, or talked, or your grades, or your skin color, or your gender, or your sexual orientation, or your lack of athleticism, or whatever, again, stay away from that competent mental health practitioner or anything that truly leads to working through your unresolved past emotional issues towards real recovery, as doing so will devalue to you your membership in The Disaffected Coalition.
Because if you ever stopped identifying with being "disaffected", your membership in The Disaffected Coalition would lose its attraction, obviously.
Indeed, it's of foundational importance in utilizing your membership in The Disaffected Coalition that you transfer, displace, and project your unresolved issues onto the public political arena, as that's how The Disaffected Coalition is activated.
Also, even if it eventually becomes clear to you that the laws of physics regarding matter and material as they relate to balancing population need with available raw material and production will dictate the manifestation of the specific socioeconomic system of the situation, that Darwin was, at least socioeconomically, right, and that Capitalism thus makes perfect sense, all relevant present-day realities considered, and despite the relative-quantum phenomenon that there will be fit "winners" and unfit "losers" in such a hierarchical and competitive system, .. support your fellow socialist-communist members of The Disaffected Coalition to achieve their equilateral one-world no-nations government.
And if your ancestors were slaves, never forget how "the man" treated them, and that "the man" is "still" running American corporations today.
Yes, to remain a member in good standing of The Disaffected Coalition, all you need to do is support every member in getting whatever they want, and never, ever speak or vote against another member's goals.
And, of course, you must vote for The Disaffected Coalition's politicians.
So, just who are those politicians?
Why those are the politicians who are selling you on The Disaffected Coalition, why it's important for you to join, and what the benefits of membership for you will be.
My parents did things that hurt me, congenital scoliosis left me with one leg nearly an inch shorter than the other, I have a number of allergies, the elite did great financial harm to me in their sub-prime securities fiasco exploitation scheme, .. yes, in quite a number of ways, I definitely had what it takes to be a good member of The Disaffected Coalition.
So I had once considered joining The Disaffected Coalition, as it seemed to be what everyone was doing, and I didn't want to get left out of anything.
But, I was disqualified .. on the grounds that I dared to think for myself and feel my own feelings.
So I worked through my unresolved issues toward recovery.
And I faced and accepted reality.
I also thereby lost my susceptibility to such cultist ideological paradigms as The Disaffected Coalition.
And though doing so required I put forth a lot of hard work, and, yes, that I was thereby forever banned from joining The Disaffected Coalition, ..
.. I couldn't be happier, and I now intelligently pick and choose my political positions based on my own mental and emotional discernment.
And my friends?
Well, I'm pretty sure they're happy not having to listen to me whine all the time about every little thing, I would guess.