| Re: Gay man sues publishers over Bible verses He should sue God, not the publishers of the Bible. It's like shooting the messenger.
I can see the court case now:
Lawyer: Did you or did you not smite Sodom and Gomorrah?
God: Sure
Lawyer: And did this have anything to do with Sodomy?
God: A bit.
Lawyer: is it not true that you have a history of disliking homosexuality?
God: Well, I called it an abomination. It's like eating shellfish and unclean hooves or some **** like that. I can never remember because I used to do a LOT of drinking back then. Anyway, it's not like I created Adam and Steve, now is it?
Lawyer: So you admit you dislike homosexuals?
God: Well, I DID say that they should be stoned to death... Really, I am God... liek THE God... It's OK for me to say those things... well... because I'm the ****** creator of the Medamned universe.
At this point the courtroom would explode, the gay guy would become a pillar of salt and San Francisco would become a giant wheel of cheese or something like that. |