Moistradraumus

dragonslayer · 11-02-07, 02:40 AM

A friend of mine created or found this. I dislike Bush so much, that thought it was kind of funny. I decided to share with other good Americans who dislike Bush diistrust him because of his continuous lies.

The Lost Prophecies of Great Prophet, Moistradraumus

These prophecies were discovered in a gold box on top of
Mount Clambake in Monaco in 1969.
They are dated back to the year 1489 BFVCR.
Obviously, Moistraudraumus is referring to events in the Modern times of the twenty first century

These text were written on thin pages of very ancient nylon, and buried in hidden caves around the world by the order of the great Lamarus Moistradraumus. As more of his great quatrains are translated, from the fragments, they will be made available.
The language is, old complicated and hard to understand.

It is written in the form of Quatrains

1.
A King will be chosen from the very rich
He will promote death in great arenas to the east
A place called Cryrack will bare the games
Many will die and many will suffer great pain

2.
The king will suffer only the Right people to choose
and have influence in this new world of greed
The masses will become the exploited for the rich.
The Kingdom will be reduced to a state of bananas

3.
Wars and the talk of war will rule the News
Medicine, selfishness, and greed will dominate
death of the poor will be the sport of the king
Ancient and new plagues will be loosed on the world

4.
Our world will chafe under the mad rule
of strange greed leaders known as CEODS
The CEODS will seek destruction of the masses
and the lining of pockets with Gold fillings

5.
Many enemies will be created by the king.
The king needs enemies to kill and blame.
It will be a time of terror and confusion
Death to the kingdom is the voice of the king

6.
Great towers will fall and sacrifices made
as the King demands sacrifices to his stone god.
Enemies from an old religion will appear
to bring us terror, hatred and isolation.

7.
The kingdom will be on the verge of collapse
The kingdom will promote despair for its people
At the end of a an eight year reign, hope is lost
From the opposition, will appear a savior.

8.
The King will be deposed and replaced
The wife of a just lost king will rule
Some people will weep and grind their teeth
Yet the wife will rule and save the kingdom.

9.
The deposed king’s greedy cohorts will cry and mourn
The king will be known as Jorge the Hated
The terrible things he did,will be undone
He and his servants will be shunned forever

10.
A great library will be built to honor the deposed
Later it will be burned and shunned by the people.
All copies of the memoirs of the hated one
will be burned publically and urinated upon

11.
Talks will be held and understanding reached
The rule by the Kings swords will be gone
The hypnotical rule of death and greed will end
The lies will end and God will bless the kingdom

12.
Prices will come down again so the people can live
good wages will be paid and products sold
prosperity will reign again,and so will hope
Medical needs will be met and problems solved

13.
A nation under god will rise from the ashes
once more it will be good to belong to the kingdom
The tax burden will be removed from the poor
and shared by the rich, as is logical

14.
Free enterprise will prosper as nation regains faith
A nation now based on crude thoughts will change
A nation based on energy renewed will start
The Kingdom will redeem its humanity and love God.

mikhail · 11-02-07, 10:37 PM

all these people are good at predicting things after they have happened

Thelost1 · 11-02-07, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonslayer

A friend of mine created or found this. I dislike Bush so much, that thought it was kind of funny. I decided to share with other good Americans who dislike Bush diistrust him because of his continuous lies.

The Lost Prophecies of Great Prophet, Moistradraumus

These prophecies were discovered in a gold box on top of
Mount Clambake in Monaco in 1969.
They are dated back to the year 1489 BFVCR.
Obviously, Moistraudraumus is referring to events in the Modern times of the twenty first century

These text were written on thin pages of very ancient nylon, and buried in hidden caves around the world by the order of the great Lamarus Moistradraumus. As more of his great quatrains are translated, from the fragments, they will be made available.
The language is, old complicated and hard to understand.

It is written in the form of Quatrains

1.
A King will be chosen from the very rich
He will promote death in great arenas to the east
A place called Cryrack will bare the games
Many will die and many will suffer great pain

2.
The king will suffer only the Right people to choose
and have influence in this new world of greed
The masses will become the exploited for the rich.
The Kingdom will be reduced to a state of bananas

3.
Wars and the talk of war will rule the News
Medicine, selfishness, and greed will dominate
death of the poor will be the sport of the king
Ancient and new plagues will be loosed on the world

4.
Our world will chafe under the mad rule
of strange greed leaders known as CEODS
The CEODS will seek destruction of the masses
and the lining of pockets with Gold fillings

5.
Many enemies will be created by the king.
The king needs enemies to kill and blame.
It will be a time of terror and confusion
Death to the kingdom is the voice of the king

6.
Great towers will fall and sacrifices made
as the King demands sacrifices to his stone god.
Enemies from an old religion will appear
to bring us terror, hatred and isolation.

7.
The kingdom will be on the verge of collapse
The kingdom will promote despair for its people
At the end of a an eight year reign, hope is lost
From the opposition, will appear a savior.

8.
The King will be deposed and replaced
The wife of a just lost king will rule
Some people will weep and grind their teeth
Yet the wife will rule and save the kingdom.

9.
The deposed king’s greedy cohorts will cry and mourn
The king will be known as Jorge the Hated
The terrible things he did,will be undone
He and his servants will be shunned forever

10.
A great library will be built to honor the deposed
Later it will be burned and shunned by the people.
All copies of the memoirs of the hated one
will be burned publically and urinated upon

11.
Talks will be held and understanding reached
The rule by the Kings swords will be gone
The hypnotical rule of death and greed will end
The lies will end and God will bless the kingdom

12.
Prices will come down again so the people can live
good wages will be paid and products sold
prosperity will reign again,and so will hope
Medical needs will be met and problems solved

13.
A nation under god will rise from the ashes
once more it will be good to belong to the kingdom
The tax burden will be removed from the poor
and shared by the rich, as is logical

14.
Free enterprise will prosper as nation regains faith
A nation now based on crude thoughts will change
A nation based on energy renewed will start
The Kingdom will redeem its humanity and love God.

This is almost as funny as that "Roman George Bush" thing that used to run in the Times.

dragonslayer · 11-03-07, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikhail

all these people are good at predicting things after they have happened

This was written in the year 1489 BFVCR, It's prophecies are right on lol

I understand that more Moistradraumus prophecies are coming.

several more golden plates were found on Mount Clambake in Monaco in 2006.

mikhail · 11-04-07, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonslayer

This was written in the year 1489 BFVCR, It's prophecies are right on lol

I understand that more Moistradraumus prophecies are coming.

several more golden plates were found on Mount Clambake in Monaco in 2006.

No what i mean is if you right pages and pages of bull$hit when looked back on you can pick out the odd sentance that makes sense.The point is they are good at predicting things after they have happened.What should we be looking out for in the future based on these ramblings?

RightOfCenter · 11-05-07, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikhail

No what i mean is if you right pages and pages of bull$hit when looked back on you can pick out the odd sentance that makes sense.The point is they are good at predicting things after they have happened.What should we be looking out for in the future based on these ramblings?

Are you serious? Remember, sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.