Thread: A REAL Big Brother! (And he's a neo-Liberal! Oooo!)

A remarkable fly-on-the-wall into the life of a typical Labour Lefty. I mean, when the Oiks see the REAL Labour, they'll soon fall in love with the 'nightmare' again!

Labour only has a year to go, and thus are raring to go out in a BLAZE OF GLORY (of swivel-headed, unjust PC cobblers)!

VOTE LABOUR!




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv03sft5_Zk&feature=related"]YouTube - It's WORK to do for Labour! (demo) 1[/ame]


The Constituency Office is a microcosm of Society at large - the only competent one up there has to toil away unappreciated to keep the 'militant', the scroungers and the blind mad where they are today. And he's fed up with the idiotic system making him think and act as he shouldn't.




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEzZszDC_2I&feature=related"]YouTube - It's WORK to do for Labour! (demo) 2[/ame]



On the brink of leaving, the only member of the Public that Johnathan's got has to be persuaded that the town itself is best served being run by the loony Left. Not dogma or weirdos or criminals or perverts, but the ordinary people.....



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2HVuJN6J8k&feature=related"]YouTube - It's WORK to do for Labour! (demo) 3[/ame]



(WARNING: This chapter contains the classic use of Leftist moral blackmail on foreign poverty whenever they cock up at home!)

After years of morality-cracking disillusionment, it takes just one more Labour brainwave to get rid of the only real workhorse in the Constituency Office; though on the other hand it can take one more Labour brainwave to keep him.



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIM2tSrVZmc&feature=related"]YouTube - It's WORK to do for Labour! (demo) 4[/ame]


Now that Johnathan Leftwinger's policy victories and genius of persuasion have restored the pecking order, and thus proved how everything was never wrong in the first place! It's time for the Underling to graft for the benefit of Leftwinger's sidekick when the Red Master himself retreats to the Bahamas for a rest.

Note: Brace yourself for the entry of the ultimate ranting, oppressive, self-opinionated, arrogant vindictive ugly old boot - A PERFECT FEMINIST, JUST RIGHT FOR LABOUR!

I dont think you mean neoliberal. Try looking it up

Remember this is just parody, relying on easily-assignable stereotypes. I only hope I observe enough people who are the living embodiments of these stereotypes for people to see what I'm up to. But I think so.

And besides, Labour people pride themselves on being liberal, though I seriously doubt they know the meaning of the word themselves.

Anyway, thanks for watching!