"What a beautiful parade of Liberal ethos the NuLab Conference was..."

...Says JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER, NEW LABOUR BACKBENCH MOUNTEBANK.

From WWW.LEFTINESS.ORG
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kprow97fG2A"]YouTube - LABOUR CONFERENCE 2009 roundup with JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER MP (demo)[/ame]



What a ROARING SUCCESS the 2009 LABOUR CONFERENCE was mate!

Talk about your bread and circuses, we had thrills and spills and joy and tears. RIP-ROARING, NATION-BENEFITTING EDU-TAINMENT FOR ALL CONCERNED! LET THE NEW LABOUR CONFERENCES BE A MICROCOSM OF HOW BRITAIN SHOULD BE IN OUR IMAGE!

Both Harriet Harman and Peter Mandelson have declared that Labour is the underdog who can bite back! Well, we’ve had such great experience in biting the Public for the last 12 years now that you can trust us to know our onions on that issue at least!

On top of my definitive commentary-webcast of the event (to prize and cherish and keep forever in your political library), let us take a look at some of the highlights:


GORDON BROWN’S FANTASTIC FUTURE POLICY SPEECH and reaction by both wise people and bigots,

http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe/57271-brown-unveils-labours-fightback-manifesto.html
http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe/57277-browns-speech-berks-nation-speaks.html


The refreshingly empty conference room (we don’t believe in people pollution),

[ame="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1136057"]Labour's half empty Brighton Centre and lacklustre Conference - Politics - Digital Spy Forums[/ame]



The in-touch deputy leader declaring that LABOUR CAN WIN,

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=150003082


GORDON BROWN showing his passionate humanity in that TV interview,

[ame="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1135598"]Gordon Brown loses it in TV meltdown - Politics - Digital Spy Forums[/ame]



That much-loved union bloke showing his dignified reaction to the behaviour of that stupid turncoat rag,

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/news/politics/union-boss-rips-up-sun-at-labour-conference-$1330965.htm
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2661063/The-Sun-Says-Labours-lost-it.html


LABOUR PEOPLE showing a realistic, non-excitable, down-to-Earth appraisal of our party’s firm direction,

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149932464
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149950855


DAVID MILLIBAND showing the extremist Tories that he’s nobody’s fool,

http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/09/miliband-euro-referendum-is-extremist.html


HARRIET HARMAN showing her calm, balanced reaction to the actions of that daft lying paper,

http://www.newstin.co.uk/tag/uk/147946446


ALISTAIR DARLING letting us all know that if we think the economy’s bad now, JUST WAIT ‘TIL THE TORIES GET HOLD OF IT!!!!!!,

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149951281


Labour showing its classic forgive-and-forget attitude to its political opponents, to typical Daily Mail fury, and

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Grand-Hotel-25th-anniversary-IRA-bombing.html


PETER MANDELSON’S rational rebuttal of that criminal, racist daily, to name just a few.

[ame="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1135612"]Mandy Calls Rebekah Wade The 'C' Word - Politics - Digital Spy Forums[/ame]


So never mind the bigoted wankers out there in the Public pouring scorn, we know that we’ve got all the right popular plans for the nation’s survival… like more tax rises to pay our way with or our ongoing police reforms. (It all needs time to just bed in a bit, that’s all.)

[ame="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1136034"]Pathetic Labour - Politics - Digital Spy Forums[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU_fzCpwrNc"]YouTube - Gordon Brown - NO MORE BOOM AND BUST!![/ame]
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/130682/Middle-Britain-faces-tax-hikes-to-ease-debt-crisis
http://www.politics.co.uk/analysis/policing-and-crime/comment-the-police-are-a-shambles-$1288066.htm


And what with the sheer pride of seeing Tony Blair earn his Presidency of the EU, you can only be grateful for how we in Labour have stopped the know-nothing Public from ruining the beautiful Eurofederalist dream!

[ame="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1136598"]Gordon Brown out...Tony Blair returns - but as PRESIDENT OF EUROPE!!! - Politics - Digital Spy Forums[/ame]
http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~iits/newalliance/press.htm


VOTE LABOUR – Because if you think the Tories will actually deliver the kind of full quality you get from us, then you must be bigger untrustworthy fools than we thought!