So are the teachers out of control everywhere or just here? My kids back to school shopping list had me parading around town visiting store after store because the list is so damn absurd.
Some of the more annoying goofy $hit on this years list for second and third grade:
They don't just need erasers they need and I quote, "
Hi Polymer white drafting erasers" WTF is up with that? What the hell is wrong with the pink erasers kids have been using since the beginning of time, huh?
Next up: "
1 Tombow MonoAqua dual tip glue" with a helpful note that it can be found at JoAnns. WTF happened to Elmer??
Oh and I need to buy a box of
organic fruit leather! Now fruit roll ups are everywhere but this organic fruit leather I'm not finding anywhere.

Back to school shopping shouldn't be akin to hunting down the holy grail.
Why are the teachers so specific? I get insisting on Crayola for all the markers and crayons and what not because cheap wax crayons really suck. But why insist on PeeChee folders? There are a million folders and they all hold paper so why do I have to buy the cheap a$$ PeeChees that the kids don't like and they actually don't hold up all that well.
Pencils must be Ticonderoga! How come?
Anyway I'm just biatchy because THE LIST had me running all over town. Plus it gets longer every year. Doesn't the school supply anything? The best part is the whole, "
Don't put your kids name on these things because they are community supplies."

So basically you gotta buy twice as much crap because you gotta have your own supplies at home as you will never again see any of this crap you bought once you hand it in.