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typical lies of women

molten_dragon

molten_dragon

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As a companion to the typical lies of men thread.

Pretty much any excuse for why they don't want to have sex.

Nothing (when asked what's wrong).

I'll only be a couple more minutes.

Whatever number of sexual partners they tell you they've had in the past.

I've never done this before (when doing something extremely dirty/kinky in the bedroom)

Feel free to add your own.
 
You win.
 
"Be honest with me, how does this look?"
 
Size doesn't matter -- really, it doesn't.
 
molten_dragon said:
As a companion to the typical lies of men thread.

Pretty much any excuse for why they don't want to have sex.

Nothing (when asked what's wrong).

I'll only be a couple more minutes.

Whatever number of sexual partners they tell you they've had in the past.

I've never done this before (when doing something extremely dirty/kinky in the bedroom)

Feel free to add your own.
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LOL
When I say I'm not in the mood, I feel gross, I'm tired - I'm being quite truthful. :shrug:
 
Lies women tell?

"I only want one of your fries. I'm having a salad"
"It was on sale" (not so much a lie as an oversimplification of the facts because 'buy 3, get 1 free' is, technically, a sale)
"I don't care" (yeah? really? if we go to Joey's Sports Pub you're going to be OK with that?)
"I'll only be a minute"
 
molten_dragon said:
As a companion to the typical lies of men thread.

Pretty much any excuse for why they don't want to have sex.

Nothing (when asked what's wrong).

I'll only be a couple more minutes.

Whatever number of sexual partners they tell you they've had in the past.

I've never done this before (when doing something extremely dirty/kinky in the bedroom)

Feel free to add your own.
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so dont ask .l dont ask either:mrgreen:

" nothing " is men's answer.. when they dont want to speak.they usually dont want
 
- Sure, call me

- yeah, you can go out with the guys
 
Bodhisattva said:
Get that one a lot, do you?
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Of course.

It always preceeds "Now, stuff that monster back in your pants and don't even think about getting that thing close to me again!"
 
No really that's fine

I don't care where we go for dinner

That's not true, I like your mother

Drop me off at the door, im running in and out

I hate shopping

You can pick the movie this time, that's fine

I just have to return this, I'll be right back

I have no shoes to wear tonight

I'll only be on the phone for a sec
 
Gringo allstar said:
No really that's fine

I don't care where we go for dinner

That's not true, I like your mother

Drop me off at the door, im running in and out

I hate shopping

You can pick the movie this time, that's fine

I just have to return this, I'll be right back

I have no shoes to wear tonight

I'll only be on the phone for a sec
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Omg, I'm finally figuring out that I should have been much more high-maintenance. I was such a failure.:2razz:
 
I want to know how you really feel.

I don't mind.

Of course you can, it's fine.

I saved money.

We can have sex tomorrow night... I promise.

I'll be ready in a minute.

This won't take long.

I'll be there at (fill in the blank).

There will be a lot of nice people there, and we will have fun.

I'll never turn out to be like my mother.

You decide, I don't care.

Why did you ask me? I haven't seen it in weeks?

I didn't take the money on the dresser.

I have no idea why you're mad.

I'm not mad.

I didn't hear you.

Did you ask me to pick that up for you while I was out?

I always get things for you when I'm out, why can't you get things for me?

I told you my mother was coming over.

I have no idea why the car is out of gas.

I don't know where your favorite t-shirt got to.

Your old shoes? No, I haven't seen them.

No, I don't want any fries. (similar but different that Luther's)

Yes, I have all I need.

I don't blame you.

What dent?

I don't know how the side mirror was broken. (while your 3 year old says: Yes you do mommy. Remember the mail box you hit?)

I'll be right back.

I know how to get there.

Can you help me do one thing?

I need to talk for a minute...................

I put the phone back on the charger.

I just need to rest my eyes.

I know what I want.

You pick the restaurant, anything is fine with me.

I like your mother.

I'm not ignoring you.
 
I'm 18.

I'm on the pill.

I don't usually do this.

I'm not runk.
 
Beaudreaux said:
I want to know how you really feel.

man : l am okay ( l dont want to talk




I don't mind.(of course l do but you will never understand



Of course you can, it's fine.(because l love you

I saved money.( because you dont save :mrgreen:

We can have sex tomorrow night... I promise.(l am not your slave,respect to me

I'll be ready in a minute.( l am a woman ,be patient

This won't take long.( be patient

I'll be there at (fill in the blank).

There will be a lot of nice people there, and we will have fun.( spend time with me

I'll never turn out to be like my mother.(if you arent a mom's boy

You decide, I don't care.(l cant change you

Why did you ask me? I haven't seen it in weeks?(l am not your housemaid

I didn't take the money on the dresser. ( dont be stingy

I have no idea why you're mad.( you are always like this

I'm not mad.( you make me mad

I didn't hear you.( you hurt me

Did you ask me to pick that up for you while I was out?

I always get things for you when I'm out, why can't you get things for me? (

I told you my mother was coming over.(l try to stand your mom ,do it for me

I have no idea why the car is out of gas.(you are guy ,deal with it

I don't know where your favorite t-shirt got to.( wear another one

Your old shoes? No, I haven't seen them.( be fashionable

No, I don't want any fries. (similar but different that Luther's)

Yes, I have all I need.( if you really love me

I don't blame you.( l hate you right now

What dent?

I don't know how the side mirror was broken. (while your 3 year old says: Yes you do mommy. Remember the mail box you hit?)

I'll be right back.

I know how to get there.

Can you help me do one thing?

I need to talk for a minute...................

I put the phone back on the charger.

I just need to rest my eyes.

I know what I want.

You pick the restaurant, anything is fine with me.( be romantic and generous

I like your mother.( although she hates me

I'm not ignoring you.
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..:roll::roll:
 
Lutherf said:
"It was on sale" (not so much a lie as an oversimplification of the facts because 'buy 3, get 1 free' is, technically, a sale)
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Thus the reason that I always kept my own checking account, and put my own money in it. There was no way in hell I was going to listen to a man bitching about what I spent money on, when I brought in at least half the income. It worked well for both of us. He bought guns, and I bought things that I wanted, (which also sometimes included guns lol).
 
Muhammed said:
I'm 18.

I'm on the pill.

I don't usually do this.

I'm not runk.
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Interesting you mention the part that I bolded. I had two sons, and when they were teenagers, and I knew it was time for "the talk", I specifically told them not to automatically believe a girl when she said she was on birth control, because I didn't want my sons to end up being teen dads.
 
Weight.*



*But it's not technically a lie because if you just didn't weight yourself then and there you can't expect a completely accurate answer. ;)
 
americanwoman said:
Weight.*



*But it's not technically a lie because if you just didn't weight yourself then and there you can't expect a completely accurate answer. ;)
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Yes maam. I never get on a scale except at the dr's office. I haven't owned one in years. :lol:
 
The OP nailed it. The number one lie I've heard is the answer, "nothing".
 
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